I Was Just Explaining That My Girlfriend Wears Glasses Because They Have Lazy Eye And Got Gasoline In

did a few

Photo 1 is Orchid (on the billboard) and rose (admiring him)

photo 2 is my splatoon ocs. Co(emerging from the ink) Sal(holding a frying pan) and Mon(watching co)

Collection of images and memes for anyone who doesn’t know what to draw

my sibling just taught me how to post. I feel so dumb. How the hell do I tumblr?

happy shark awareness day!

As a theatre kid I love improv and this is awesome

Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

My 3 blahajs are named

Jerry

Gerry

And finally Jerriegh

I love them.

Legit, someone moves out and in roughly every 4 years. The house looks lovely, but I’m pretty sure it’s haunted.

We live next to a maybe haunted house. Fish has noticed no one lasts more then a few years max. Just thought y’all would enjoy this.

Much like @doritoplayz-xi I will be doing a 12 days of lore drop, head cannons, and short stories. Any suggestions or questions for characters? also I may include some art. :)

If I ever get a realistic packer and it falls out near a kid I’m doing this. I told my sibling about this and they said: I can just imagine this kid telling his parents “if I don’t eat my vegetables my dick will fall off!!”

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

It’s up!

The project is almost complete. Remember to go to my YouTube channel to see it once posted (I’ll put the link in my pinned comment)