Got Caught Existing. Embarrassing 

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Sasha Hartslief

david byrne: if you were really smart you’d know what to do when i say

david byrne: *says nothing*

i love listening to someone’s favorite song its like im mentally holding their hand

when women say a bunch of smart shit with big words i can’t even understand? extremely sexy

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

Lovely Christmas illustration by Beatrix Potter

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” sounds like a line from space oddity

autumn is really like. i brought you some sunlight from when you were 10. didn't the world feel so bright to you then? i'll drench your hands in syrupy nostalgia, so everything you make is stained bittersweet. i'll ruffle your hair with an ice-kissed breeze--it'll be the kindest touch you've had in years. you finally feel like a part of something grander. i'm the last warm hand you hold before winter surrender.

Da sieht man mal wie weit man es als Frau mit einem jodeldiplom bringt