I Refuse To Evaporate In 2020

Oh to be a dead wasp on the sidewalk in the summer heat

You open the small bag of tapes, they bump into each other creating small clanks of noise. “You mind if I play a tape?” you ask. “Sure, go ahead.” I reply. You flip though the tapes; each title tells what songs it contains like “Alec Benjamin” or “Love Songs”. As you flip a tape a title catches your eye, “The Jams” it reads, your curiosity gets the bets of you and you take it from its space among the others. “You choose a tape yet?” you hear me call. “Yeah I chose “The Jams”.” you reply. “That's a great tape.”. ‘What songs it holds,’ you wonder as you place the tape in the player and click it close. After a moment the music begins; it’s a familiar song yet you didn't believe it was my taste of music. It’s to late to go back as the lyrics begin. “Getting bored of Walls 2, I should find a new minigame,” your being fills with dread as you look over to me in bafflement. All you see is a mischievous, smug smile splayed on my face.  It becomes clear what kind of “Jams” this tape will play. You know the rule, and at this moment it laughs at you in mockery: “Once a tape is chosen and started there is no changing it, until it is over.”. 

I'm bored but I suddenly have motivation

The construct of time is slipping away from me

its 2008. ive logged onto facebook. someone has posted a “which spongebob character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

its 2020. ive logged onto tumblr. someone has posted a “which gay character are you quiz”. i get squidward.

Today us Carson birthday so I made this

I mean cant argue there

LISTEN UP FUCKERS

YA SEE THIS

AND THIS

SAME THING

Me: *trying to find music, gives up and chills on the jazz channel*

My dad: its jazz time

Me: its really not

I like how I toldy dad an agender joke "agender is spelled with a gender, the complete opposite" but I said it poorly at 1st and he corrected me saying, "agender means not having gender"

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