*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.
Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?
Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.
Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.
Phastos: Jack, no.
Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?
Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.
*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*
Helia: Riven!
Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!
Flora:Well someone is feeling better.
Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!
Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.
Stella: Oh my..
Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?
Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.
-SamBucky Drama-
Sam: What’s wrong with you?!
Sam: I’m reaching out to you despite everything that you put me trought and you still can get of your own ways.
Sam: God I feel sorry for you!
Bucky: DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!
Sam: I should turn my back at you ages ago!
Sharon: So thats a no to Macdonals?
Zemo: Do you want the company? Because I could get you the company.
Sharon: No...a burger.
Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?
Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?
Flora: Well mine and Helia's.
Helia: We're getting married!
Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.
Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.
Riven: What now?
*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*
*They start hugging and kissing her head*
Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?
Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?
*Riven death stare*
Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!
*he starts moving*
Brandon: Riv, please calm down.
Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!
Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.
Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!
Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.
Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.
Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!
Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.
Riven: LEAVE!
*he carries him to the door*
Helia: I'll call you Flo!
Flora*standing up*: Helia!
*Riven closes the door on Helia face*
Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.
Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?
Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*
Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?
Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!
Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?
Riven: Ok.
Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.
Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.
Flora: What?
Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?
Flora: Oh, this.
Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.
Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!
Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.
Sprite: *Gets mad and starts yelling*
Kingo:I didn't know so much rage could fit in such small creature.
*When Stella did her first fashion event*
Musa: What happened to your face?
Flora: See that bitch over there.
Bloom: That poor little girl.
Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.
Tecna: You fought a little girl..
Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.
Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!
Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.
Musa: Do you have a pencil?
Riven: Why?
Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.
Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...
Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.
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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.
Sky:Yeah, bro.
Brandon: What do you see bro?
Sky: Darkness bro.
Brandon: That's my word without you bro.
Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.
Brandon: I know bro.
-
Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.
Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.
Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.
Timmy: Man you did that for me?
Helia: Yeah, why?
Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.
Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.
Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-
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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.
Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.
Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.
Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...
Nabu: You need a hug?
Riven: Please.
Timmy: Did you just had that on you?
Brandon: Of course, what sort of a men dosen’t carry a little sword on his bag, you should PUT it on your christmat list.
Timmy: Brandon I’m 23, i Don’t have a christmas list anymore.
Riven* from far with a big smile*: I DO!
Timmy: *smiles while he gives him thumbs up awkarldy*
Timmy: What are you doing?
Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.
Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.
Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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