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NEW CHAPTER. THE LOST KINGDOM.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/1/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

Brandon: How dumb to they think we are?

Riven: Sometimes Musa leaves me pictures instead of the shopping list.

Musa: Uhm.. Girls Riven says "I love you In a weird way..

The Winx: How?

Musa: Watch this. "Riv, baby. I love you!"

Riven: I’d kill for you!<3

Stella: I did not pick him early from that engine thing Tecnu.

Tecna: Timmy, did she pick you up from ship class?

Timmy *sweating nervous*:N-o...

Stella:See?Case closed.

Timmy *whispering*: We didn’t go.

Tecna: Case open.

Timmy*feeling bad*: We went shopping.

Stella: All right ,Tim.

Timmy: We bought matching hats..

Stella: What a bunch of lies, you’re going to the mall to think what you just did.*grabing Timmy hand ready to leave*

Tecna: Oh, come on. You’re both leaving. This has to stop!

-When someone dosen't like Winx.-

Me: What's next? You don't like Winx?

Random girl:Uhmm let's change the subject.

Me*whispering to my best friend*: This bitch dosen't like Winx.

My best friend: Girl, leave it alone.

Riven*opening the door of Flora*: Flo? I know it's late but I really need to talk.

*Flora and Helia get their head off the sheets*

Helia: Hello.

Flora*red*: Hi.

Riven *screaming*: AHHH!! FLO NO!!

Riven:*continues to scream and move around the room*

Riven*sits in a chair*: You... Him... Here... Oh my god...

Riven*takes a deep breath*: I need a moment.

*takes his moment*

Riven: I'm an adult. I can handle this. I'm okay.

*turns around to see them*

*Helia puts a pillow in his head, and Flora awkwardly smiles*

Riven: FLO! NOO!

Helia: Keep it down Riv, you will wake up everyone.

Riven: I'm not ready to talk to you yet young men!

*Nabu and Layla come in transformed*

Layla: We heard a screaming...

Nabu*watches them*: Oh...

*Helia waves at them and Flora gets redder*

*Brandon and Stella comes in*

Brandon: What is this? A pajama party? Scoot over!

*Stella grabs Brandon from the back of his PJ*

Stella: Honeybuckets. NO.

*Tecna and Timmy come in*

Tecna: What's going on?

Helia: Uhmmm...

Tecna: Eww.*while leaving*

Timmy: My eyes!*following her*

*Musa comes in*

Musa *worried*: It's every...

Musa* sees them and laughs*: Heyyyyy...

Riven: Enough! Everybody out. Everybody out, come on.

*everybody leaves, except Riven*

Riven: Okay, Flo. I just wanted to say that I'm hurt and that you should be doing that... Oh my god, I have a mental picture! Get Out!

Musa*coming in again*: I'm sorry guys. I'll take him out.

Riven*crying*: I got a mental picture, Muse.

Musa: Let's go bby. Let's leave them. You can carry on, hahah.

Riven: Muse, don't encourage them.

*they both leave*

Flora: It be fun you said. Look how fun it turned!

Helia: How I was supposed to know this would happen.

Flora: You're right. Let's go to sleep.

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!

THE LOST KINGDOM.

Here you go, the second chapter is here. I hope you enjoy it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/2/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club