I Swear To All Gods There Are I Need My Boy To Win

someone get the photographer an oscar get it im sorry) for this photo.

mclaren Precious moments 🥰

i want all of this come true

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

"ollie is lestappen son" "ollie is charlos son" wrong. he is charles' son and trying to find out who his other dad is mamma mia (2008) style

I swear if mclaren pull something to ruin oscar's home race I will commit arson

holy fuck, this is beautiful and i need it in my soul

and she runs like it's a race behind her back, her best mates laughed and they nicknamed her "the bolter"

the bolter - taylor swift / world all saying the same thing about oscar piastri - news.com.au / mclaren ace piastri wins in jeddah to lead driver's championship - the voice / piastri flips script on norris in title statement amid red bull revival: f1 talking points - fox sports / piastri makes a statement to finish f1's triple header on top - f1 / saudi arabian gp: piastri wins again as verstappen incident triggers fia penalty - planet f1 / "people forget": why max has "met his match" as red bull champ leads stunning piastri praise - fox sports / mclaren disparages talk of team's f1 dominance as "out of place" - motorsport.com / max verstappen wins fourth straight world championship as george russell takes victory in las vegas - cnn sports / max verstappen makes oscar piastri title threat judgement after duel defeat - racing news 365 / oscar piastri realises his "childhood dream" after his first victory

tags: @lewispitlane

The real source of the carcar beef is that they're both the strategic minds behind their teams but they're forced to kmag their number one drivers

Sometime in Gotham:

Jason Todd [on the phone]: How did the Joker die?

Damian Wayne [on the phone]: Cats ate his face.

Jason Todd: Damian, I think you’re confused. I’m asking about the Joker.

Damian Wayne: Cats ate his face.

Jason Todd: Look, would you just put Dick or Tim on the phone?

Dick Grayson: Hello?

Jason Todd: Dick, what happened to the Joker?

Dick Grayson: Cats ate his face. Here, Damian knows more about it than I do.

(Source: Malcolm in the Middle)

The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

The grip this man has on me....

I swear I wanted to draw something else, but then this happened