Accidentally Hung Out In And Around The Bathroom Doing Nothing For Like. Seven Hours Last Night. Today

i don,t have tit s.. this fuckin rules..!!!.!!

found this image on my phone. i think i made it but i do not remember the context and i hope i never will

managed to consume enough beverage that my dehydration headache went away for a while. its coming back now though. this is fine. whatever

i would like to be done having surgeries for a while now please

have to get up in like six hours to. get my wisdom teeth removed. this is fine

procrastinated on updating my character masterdoc for a long ass time and now i have to add like ten new guys all at once lol

i love to acquire fun new hobbies against my will. anyway i have three pet stinkbugs now they are all named bob

hey guess what its. two more guys. help me i cannot stop making guys

i have A Lot of characters but i dont really draw or write or anything so theyre mostly used for playing video games. i keep track of them all with a google doc that i do not update enough. im going to have to spend like a week making them all on heroforge sometime.

also i REALLY want to play skyrim as my new guy or my other, slightly less new guy or even a third, only moderately new guy

counterpoint to the labradoodle regret: look at this fucking creature

mom wants to watch supernatural with me but i fear that then the prophecy would be fulfilled and i would become tumblr incarnate

one time i got stung by a wasp in my bed. but look at this little guy drinking condensation off my drink though

perfect little creature. tiny alien weirdo. very good

once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty