Mom Wants To Watch Supernatural With Me But I Fear That Then The Prophecy Would Be Fulfilled And I Would

i think older cis people tend to misunderstand how they’re supposed to start using different pronouns for someone. like, they think that you’re just expecting them to purposefully edit everything they say before they say it. and then when they still fuck up all the time after like six years, they’re all “but it’s so hard to remember it every time!! it’s not my fault!!!” like dude. do not just change your language. change your perception. if you actually saw me as a guy you wouldn’t have to think about it before calling me he. if you do not try to see me how i see myself, you will keep messing up, and every time, it will remind me that you don’t believe me when i tell you who i am. you can deliberately change how you think about someone, i promise it is not that hard

i want to know if there are qwerty keyboards in star wars, goddamnit

i would like to be done having surgeries for a while now please

have to get up in like six hours to. get my wisdom teeth removed. this is fine

i Would just reset it but this is like the third one already and i have spent a significant amount of time acquiring sea creatures.. and i would like to get right back into that without having to recreate The Museum Pile….

hoping to find the strength within myself to not reset my acnh island and instead simply weather the guilt of a bunch of little virtual animals saying “hey i missed you where have you been”

one time i got stung by a wasp in my bed. but look at this little guy drinking condensation off my drink though

perfect little creature. tiny alien weirdo. very good

once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty

pro tip do not give your stinkbugs a tiny piece of plant based protein bar to see if they will eat it. they will not eat it. and one of them might fall on it and end up with a little ball of goop stuck to its back that may or may not be harmful long term so you have to try to gently remove the goop from a moving stinkbug using tweezers and tiny bits of paper towel and bob is pretty sure youre trying to kill them so they stink you and now the dining room table smells like bad

i love to acquire fun new hobbies against my will. anyway i have three pet stinkbugs now they are all named bob

i love to acquire fun new hobbies against my will. anyway i have three pet stinkbugs now they are all named bob

i have moved into the intense fruit craving stage of dehydration yet i still cannot get my ass off the sofa. sucks

almost fully recovered from wisdom tooth recovery and i only just realized they actually got all 4. i didnt notice the top ones were gone because the divots are in a place where i cant feel them with my tongue and also they never hurt for some reason