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Reblog to drop kick Colleen Hoover

Happy new year everyone, here's to another year of tumblring

"Ma'am, ma'am, what should we do?" The fresh rookies crowd around me while I am simply enjoying my peace. Or, well, trying to enjoy my peace. I set my coffee down.

"You lot," I begin as they go quiet, "truly have some gall, crowdin' around me like ducklings with their mother duck."

They look at me in bewilderment, utter shock in those innocent eyes.

"You heard me," I say. "This is the SCP foundation, not the babysitter club. Now calm the hell down and figure out, rationally, how to solve this problem."

As they go their own ways and start talking solutions and containment procedures with their voices still audibly shaking, I make a note in my phone: 'teach new rookies how to deal with their jobs'.

Alarms blare throughout the facility. Screams and gunshots echo through the halls. The rookie scientists around you are in panic. You sip your coffee at the breakroom table in peace, “just another tuesday.” You state calmy.

why would you say that. what if that was my last straw. what if.

Orion 🤠🔫

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

HOW OLD IS FYODOR. Untold origins is set 12 YEARS BEFORE THE CURRENT TL. And yet Fyodor looks not a day younger. Is he some alien entity or just russian? I need answers rn.

In honor of Juliette Cai's 116th birthday, I would like to take a moment to make the claim that this woman would probably still be alive and well if she were real. I firmly believe that she has the strength and the spite in her to survive even the apocalypse.