Lup: *crashes through the wall of the lab*
Barry: hot elf lady?! What are you doing doing here?
Lup: *puts on fake moustache glasses*
Barry: *gasp* Lup the hot elf lady!?
concept for a TAZ AU (it’s technically sort of a crossover) (as a fun little game you can guess what it is and i’ll tell you at the end)
Stolen Century still happens, probably mostly the same. The canon divergence happens when we hit Faerûn.
Barry Bluejeans, under the power of the Voidfish, loses all knowledge of his history and context… but he retains his general smarts in science & magic.
Lup works for the Bureau of Balance. Under orders from Lucretia, she goes on secret missions to prevent Barry’s plans.
Barry is self-proclaimedly “evil”. He wants to destroy and/or take over the Moon. He doesn’t remember the real reason, so he makes up a new nonsense reason to hate it each week.
Tres Horny Boys are having their own wacky, highly improbable relic-getting adventures. These occasionally intersect with Barry and Lup’s fights.
To keep from being identified as Taako’s twin, Lup wears a disguise when she goes to fight Barry. Barry’s voidfish-scrambled brain literally cannot identify her without the disguise.
I GUESS Davenport is Lucretia’s unpaid intern
anyway. as you can probably tell if you are already familiar.
this is a phineas and ferb au.
Agent Woof is in position
Everyday I hope a bridge falls on Constantine
I do see people talk about Constantine one-sided beef with 12 year old Vertin (and the proxy war against Manus that it represented) but god the Mesmer scenes fucking get me. Mesmer was willing to rebel against the foundation—she sings with Vertin! She wants to know more about the outside world!
And then Constantine say you want to know about the world? Fine. And she makes Mesmer play Doctor against the most vulnerable and unstable of people the foundation has. Here, Constantine says. This is what the outside world is like. This is the truth. And then immediately afterwards multiple of her classmates die trying to leave during the storm. It’s a statement of “Don’t step out of line, or you will die.” It’s the conditioning of expects at the St. Pavlov’s Foundation.
Make no mistake though Constantine only did this because she saw Mesmer Jr as a useful tool—if she wasn’t part of the Mesmer family, she probably would’ve have died as well. So basically she inflicted immense trauma onto a 12 year old because she sees said 12 year old as an asset.
And I think three doors basically emphasizes that this is not an uncommon occurrences for the Mesmers, both in and outside the family. They are only truly valued by what they provide to the world, and not as people. Scott Mesmer is thrown away and discarded until his death, and then all of his “value” is scraped up as a way to appeal to society’s good graces.
Anyways. Mesmer lore makes me go oughh
which minecraft concept you made if your favorite
I'd have to say the Visitor! I just love greys so much, and an excuse to make an alien mob was too much for me to pass
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
She looks like she's going to do something dumb
The look of pure Dumbass is on her face
Ty Lee 🖤
Long ago, the cabbages were sold in harmony. Then, everything changed when The Avatar attacked.
A boy holds a sack of cabbages at a vegetable wholesale market in Jinan, Shandong province, China, on July 13, 2014. (Reuters/Stringer)
Dr Julien: that's a nice looking son you have there
Koko:
Dr Julien: would be a shame if someone were to,,, adopt him
Koko: Julian, we need to talk about your adoption problem.
Dr. Julien, with his six kids, two he built, one he semi-legally adopted/saved from a mafia, and three he saved from his bitter ex-coworker: What problem?
Whint: He doesn’t have a problem. These are our kids.
Koko: But you can’t adopt every sad kid you see-
Dr. Julien: Watch me.
You know you're in deep when you create an AU for your own fanfic
bench trio bodyguard au where everyone thinks that ranboo (tall, wearing a mask and glasses) is body guarding tubbo (short) and tommy (looks very weak)
in reality it’s tubbo (government made super soldier) and tommy (some kind of ninja) guarding ranboo (could trip over his own feet)
everyone thinks ranboo is the super dangerous one because he’s quiet and stands there ominously. in reality he’s just kinda awkward
multiple times tubbo or tommy get taken hostage and it goes along the lines of
kidnapper: i have your friend! put down the weapon!
ranboo: …
tubbo, poorly acting: oh no! i have been captured! what ever will i do!