I Want A Distant Shore X This Day Aria Mix

I love Devo but sometimes I want to punch him in his stupid non-existent face

Advanced interrogation techniques

so this is how the lore stream went right

BEHOLD the fic that caused @morroswaterbucket to spew water from their eyes like Poseidon's gift to the Athenians

Okay but who are the victims? Can you save them? Are there ones you can't and ones you can? Like you can't save Tommy or Tubbo, but you can save Ranboo.

Is the first victim George? And the second Sapnap? (Get rid of your attachments first!) Sapnap should play basketball.

Which ones put up a fight? Do any of the victims save themselves, like Purpled?

DSMP AU where everyone is a generic horror character AKA. that one crack AU i took too seriously

more HCs under the cut

-Technoblade is so fucking smart yet he has close to zero survival skills. He'd be probably killed off at the end of the show in the final standoff with the bad guy, so the best friend character can have a bittersweet ending

-Love-hate relationship with the fans, the writers did him dirty by giftin him little to no personality except being fucking stupid and showin no emotions cuz the writers mischaracterized a mental illness

-fans would probably ship him with skeppy or phil cuz theyre the only ones he talks to, leading to some famous twitter discourse in which someone gets doxxed and hashtag like "techskep wins" or "love loose" trends, making the writers to either get outed as extremely homophobic or to queerbait the fandom so hard its gonna go down in the history

-Wilbur is the onceler of the show. Tall mysterious guy with british accent. The actor playing him would probably get harrassed on the streets by fans too

-literally no connection to the killer, the writers just wanted a plot twist

-Skeppy is literally just comic relief

-Fans are so pissed at writers for not focusing on him and giving him a deeper meaning so theres bunch on headcanons and mischaracterizations from the fandom online

-Probably the only one to question why they cant just call the cops, but once they do, they just laugh at them, because thats realistic

-Philza is the Side Character that fans love for some reason, he has no backstory, he isn't devilishly handsome or extraordinary, yet there's more fanart of him than of main character

-Ah yes, the reigen arataka syndrome

-HE ISN'T A DILF HE ISN'T HE ISN'T

-Dream in this AU is every creepypasta from like 2000s combined. Every single one. you heard me

-You fucking bet that there would be catboy edits of him on tumblr in 2012, and he'd probably have those different sonas like sans or whatever, like based on the color of his hoodie or smth, that people would ship, leading eventually to the death of the fandom

-every single fan theory on who he is is structured better than college grade analysis papers, yet the writers themselves dont know it yet

-"this man ate my son"

midnight runs and other things: chapter 6 is now up!

Ft. Swordbending dates, korean fire nation barbecue, and baking with Lala.

Read on AO3 here.

Sometimes a family is a magic man, a Greek god, and their shulker son, of whom they share custody.

fuck consistency in art !!!  we ballin !!!!!!  whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!

Lup: "WHAT THE FUCK! Even is this GOD DAMN-"

Merle: "what if we just *some dumbass idea that makes a concerning amount of sense*"

Taako: "Oh my GOD Merle! You can't just-"

Davenport: "I mean I think it's worth a shot!"

Lucretia: "hmm, well if-"

Barry: "that wouldn't work because-"

Magnus, internally: do you think they'd notice of I just ate it?

the wizards pondering their orb or whatever i didn't watch the adventure zone

ID: First image is digital art of the IPRE crew gathered around the Light of Creation, a pale blue ball of light, currently resting on a table. They are all dressed in red robes and appear to be having an intense discussion. On the far left is Lucretia, a human woman with short, curly hair. She is holding a book in one hand and pointing at the light with a pencil. On her right is Davenport, a gnomish man with neat looking hair and mustache. He is leaning one elbow on the table and resting his other hand on his hip. On Lucretia's left is Lup, an elven woman with shoulder-length curly hair, slight build, and freckles. She in angrily thowing her hands up in the air. To Lup's left is Magnus, a human man with short hair, muscular build, and thick sideburns. He is leaning on the back of a chair and is starin at the light of creation with the only bored expression in the group. Next to Magnus is Barry, another human man with a chubby build, short hair, and glasses. He is vaguely gesturing with open palms. Next to him is Taako, an elven man with long, curly hair, a slight build, and freckls. He is rubbing his forehead with a hand. Next to Taako is Merle, an older dwarvish man with a beard and a receding hairline. He is gesturing one hand at the light. The second image is a close up of Magnus with everyone around him blurred out. A caption pointing to him reads, "zoned out 20 minutes ago." End ID