Advanced Interrogation Techniques

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

Me when I when Life when I me when- yes.

Dear scientists,

Please, for the love of God, please, make your papers more understandable.

Fuck you

Sincerely,

A college student on the verge of tears

You want him to date Vania's dad?!?!??

Im still thinkin abt the dream I had where Cole had a Necromancer boyfriend

the part I remember the best was when both of them were fighting and having a blast and just smiled at eachother really big???? it was so cute

@ anyone who writes any version of ninjago pls give Cole a necromancer bf it’s a rlly good idea I promise

Me 🤝 Wilbur Soot

Being white pretty British boys that lust after salmon

I'm not super in the lore rn but this is how I imagine Sam for Ranboo in the prison:

Sam, trying to shove Ranboo through the door of the prison: I thought you wanted me to put you in the prison?

Ranboo, spreading his arms and legs over the doorway: not anymore!

Ranboo: I don't want to be in there!

Sam:

Sam: That's Too Bad! Get in the naughty box!

Ranboo: *feral screeching*

Sam: Oh My God! What's wrong with you? Stop struggling! Why can't you be more like Connor?

Connor:

Ranboo:

Connor: Sup

Story idea:

Two heroes are investigating each others civilian identities because they believe them to be a villain but they end up falling in love with each other the more suspicious evidence they get. The villain is a shared acquaintance that through the process of the story finds out both their secret identities and tries to get them together. They are suffering.

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Move your Minecraft bed away from theirs. I'm sure they'll get the message

tips on breaking up w someoen?

Like i’m genuienly so sorry you’re in this position but i run a blog for minecraft youtubers