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this xeno characterisation is so dear to me

Favourite loser? 🤨 Like actual losers, not just "well, they're weird". You seem like a Peter person

Okay, starting off by saying I love this ask!!

When I think of losers in the marauders era I wouldn't immediately think of Peter, or at least not the way I hc him. But I do love him in his own special way, but not a loser way. I think there are more losery losers out there.

Like Xenophilius. Man is a humanoid string of cooked spaghetti who loves conspiracies and everything thinks he's a freak. He doesn't have many friends beyond Pandora and Barty (who is also perpetually perceived as being a loser), so he spends a lot of time on his own muttering to himself.

He goes on to be the editor of a magazine that 99% of the wizarding community thinks is nonsense and is mostly ignored. Pandora and Luna regularly have to try and convince him that he's not a loser, not fully believing their own words. He tried to start a Hogwarts student magazine but it was just him, nobody else signed up, or at least not using real names.

He sits in corners of Hogwarts writing things down in his little notebook with his long limp hair that he has to be persuaded to cut and wash, and when he's not in uniform he dresses in clothes that nobody else wears from odd muggle stores in the depths of London.

Some people say he's wacky and zany but I think my boy Phil is a certified loser. He sits down at the Ravenclaw table and people get up and move away from him. He's vibing in his own world doing his little dance like at Bill and Fleur's wedding with his yellow clothes and odd throat singing and pisses the common room off because he refuses to keep it to the confines of his dorm.

In the wise words of Alex, "Phil is the real odd fuck".

SACY NWO ASWELL WTFF

SEN TENZ RETIRED 😧

barty and evan would get each others bite marks tattooed, send tweet

I do indeed like lemonade 😖

fuck yeah lemonade slaps

foreshadowing irl is that my deadname's meaning is litterally 'the man, the husband, the (female) man'

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youre genuenly so sweet <33

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

I know what you are.

I mutter under my breath after someone in my creative writing class complimented my "rip remus lupin" shirt

"i dont kiss and tell"

-a hoeless yapper

Bones and all rosekiller au.

barty as maren who's das just left him and evan as lee who has pretty much established a well working solo live however still cant leave his sister who hes protectet all his live. sully is mad eye moody and all of them are canibals (duh)

please someone write this i will build a statue of you or smt pleease