"i Dont Kiss And Tell"

barty and evan would get each others bite marks tattooed, send tweet

orange juice by noah kahan but its regulus talking to/about sirius after he left grimmauld

the great British bake of but its just heinz beans on toast

alice cullen is the most pandora rosier variant to ever exist.

thanks for coming to my tet talk

Goth Lit fandom: Now that we're in a place culturally where we can portray gay relationships without going to prison for two years, and now that popular media has started to tackle bi and gay characters being toxic in relationships, surely we can make Dorian Gray's subtext into text. We can adapt it as a book about a man loving another man so much that he captures his likeness and his soul. We can show Dorian use his beauty and appeal to manipulate men like he did in the book. We can tell this as a tragic story of an artist falling for a man who is much more toxic than he seems.

Netflix: Or, hear us out, siblings?

If We Were Villains and The Secret History are siblings. One is the pretentious, intellectual older sibling and the other is the earnest, romantic younger sibling. One makes tongue-in-cheek jokes at the expense of the other and one rolls their eyes at the drama of it all, but they share the same nose and have the same taste in red wine because they're in the same FAMILY.

UNDERSTOOD??????

i am on my knees behging praying for someone to write an if we were villains x marauders fanfic, hear me out:

Oliver as James

James as Regulus

Richard as Snape(?)

Alexander as Barty

Filipa as Dorcas

Meredith as Lilli

Colin as Evan

Wren as ???

Gwendolyn as Minni

Frederick as Pomfrey

and Dumbledore(?) as Colbourne

im not even joking, i need it biblically

vi and jinx are just black brother variants thank you for coming to my tet talk

you just get me fr

i’m putting stoner toxic masculinity frank ocean evan rosier in a cage with sadistic anatomist victorian child evan rosier and making them fight to the death

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)