I mean I get everything I ever wanted! Lay on tall mamas lap, and then death!! THIS IS A DOUBLE WIN!!
A snake walks into a bar and the bar tender says how did you do that
Bro I want to get a hair cut but last time I got a haircut I looked like Will Byers
Homelander
homelander
Have you guys realized that people who play Slime Rancher never complain about the protagonist being a women
My lord Buses please forgive for I have sinned
I’m so fucking lonely
Why is this so fucking true though?!
middle school me reading the most jaw dropping toe curling traumatizing fanfic at 4 am when i had to wake up at 6 am