He also ends up dragging the other YJ 3 around with him. Bart gets fed RIGHT, Cissie gets bought nice things without having to win things, Cassie tries(slightly) to keep the others in check, and Tim drives Luthor up the walls. They’re all chaos magnets but now, NOW they’re Luthor’s problem. The JL are both relieved and horrified.
Okay so can we talk about how hilarious it is when Lex Luthor is a good dad to Kon? Like man made a clone son of his ex and said ex turns out to be a shitty dad to the clone son while lex luthor, known supervillain, is just a good dad.
Like: kon is feeling unwanted at clarks place so he just. Heads over to lex's and gets fathered while hes there. Kon gets bounced around like a child of divorce for a while before he ends up spending his time between the kent farm (ma and pa are literally the most important ever) and lex's rich guy penthouse.
Whenever lex and clark get into arguments about kon, lex is the one to actually think about whats best for kon long term. Lex doing lame dad shit with kon, trying to take him fishing and birdwatching and shit.
Just. The comedic potential.
Through out your posts you indicate that you head-canon Rex as gay, but who’s he got a crush on and or how’d he figure it out?
he likes anakin. hes not happy about it either lmao
Lol so I’m considering trying this AU but making a Mizar that’s EXACTLY like Mabel except memory wise(obviously), I kinda wanna have Dipper have a crisis over it but IDK.
Filled in the blank space :D istg my pride died while drawing those boots. Realized there’s not much on what Torako wears, so I just made her look badass;)
I really want an AU where Cody dies trying to kill Vader because he thinks Vader killed Obi-wan (he knows without a doubt that Obi-wan Kenobi High General of the Republic and Jedi Council Member did not die on Utapau after all) and wakes up on Melida/Daan just in time to save Obi-wan in a fight and have a minor breakdown when he realizes this tiny jedi cadet is his General and also bleeding.
He also absolutely refuses to let the kid leave without him. He’s seconds from trying to claim Mandalorian adoption rights if Jinn fights him on it but he also doesn’t actually know Mandalorian adoption rights outside of the fact that they exist so they’re definitely a Hail Mary he isn’t willing to try until last second.
Jinn wants him to leave and the Council lets him stay because “they think he is a rock for Padawan Kenobi to rely on while they investigate what has occurred.” Cody of course takes this to mean he should just do whatever his now tiny General wants and it begins with training him in half-a-dozen different forms of hand to hand and also ensuring he can shoot with at least the accuracy Cody expected from shinies.
Second part! Here’s the first part
Just reposting to save it when I switch devices lol
Apparently, Tumblr is being crummy on mobile so I need a in-site masterlist as well now! The google doc will be updated before the tumblr one, but I'll try and stay on top of both of these!
This masterlist will only cover the main plot, please check the google doc if you want character details, refs, ect!
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Pre-main plot animatic, Fwhip and Jimmy’s breakup
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Everybody Loves Me animatic
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(Some parts have been retconned, Sausage n Joel are besties not romantic partners now)
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Spectrum Arc
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Styx comic
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Pyrolisk comic
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Cuteguy Arc
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Damian: I bet father would’ve let /Drake/ do this.
Tim, looking up from his laptop: B never LETS me do anything? I just do it.
Damian, squinting at Tim for a moment: take me to do this and I won’t tell Pennyworth who left the Candy on the couch.
Tim, raising a brow: I was going to take you anyways but now you have to get in by yourself.
Damian: that’s fair. Apologies Timothy.
Tim: eh, whatever. Go get dressed
I think overall we are not fully utilizing Tim Drake's origin as a weird super hero fanboy/stalker for it's full comedic potential.
Jason talking about his Robin days: The look on that guy's face when he was beaten by child. I wish I had a picture.
Tim: I do.
Jason: You what?
Tim: have a picture.
Jason: ....
Tim: Would you like to see?
Jason:.... yes.
Dick over the phone: can you pick something up from Titans tower for me? I'm really busy. It's in the vault the password is ********.
Tim: You haven't changed it in 5 years? That's terrible security!
Dick: ...I didn't know you 5 years ago??
Tim: You also put the code in in plain view of the window. You should really pull the blinds down.
Dick: After you get that can you please get therapy?
Fox: The guard doesn't really do Jedi.
Thorn: What do you call that then?
Looks over towards the tables where a Ten year old Padawan is enthusiastically explaining his life goals to a large chunk of the guard.
Anakin: And then once you're all free from Depur and his Sleemo Senators then you guys can go do whatever you want, there's a whole galaxy out there you know? And one day I'm gonna see all of them and it's gonna be totally Wizard and And maybe some of you can come with me and-
Fox: He's our Jetti'ika, doesn't count
[Anakin underneath his ship doing some maintenance as he hears the distant sounds of chaos]
Anakin: Huh. Maybe I should help with that… nah, Rex usually has it handled. They fear him more than me anyway.
[Rex charges into the hangar, spots Anakin, and wrenches him out from under his ship]
Rex: Help me wrangle our kids or so help me I will get a transfer.
Anakin: … yes, sir.
I just thought of a funny DpxDC prompt.
Danny was at a convention in Gotham. He was also getting some unfavorable attention from someone that mistook him for a Wayne and get them to leave him alone when he spots Bruce Wayne. He immediately goes up to Bruce and goes “There you are dad! This guy won’t stop following!”
Bruce, barely paying attention, on cloud nine because one of his kids needs help, just helps Danny and threatens the other person to take them to court for stalking his son or something.
Danny says his thanks and leaves.
Bruce doesn’t realize Danny wasn’t one of his kids until later.
Polyarchives in s5 would be so funny, it'll be like the Anti christ and his three weed smoking partners who are way more murderous than he is
I LOVE THIS DKFIFBDJ
Jon: tired, has his partners all tied to kiddy leashes
Tim, Sasha, and Martin: all trying to deal with the fact that seeing Jon murder awoke something inside of them but are dealing with it by telling him to kill more people