Emily watching JJ give birth: I didn’t know it came with a leash.
Doctor: Ma’am, that is the umbilical cord.
Derek: You need a hobby.
Emily: I have a hobby.
Derek: Creating fake scenarios in your head of you and JJ isn't a hobby.
Emily: You're right. It's a profession and I excel at my job.
Derek: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Emily: I’m a knife
JJ, from across the room: She’s a little spoon
-masterlist
[♡]-fluff
[✯]-smut
[𓆸]-angst
EMILY PRENTISS X READER: ONE-SHOTS
Matilda [1.8k] ♡
In which Emily Prentiss comes home to her wife and daughter after a week-long case.
How You Get the Girl [2.8k] ♡
In which Derek and Hotch give you advice for your first date with Emily.
TV [1.2k] 𓆸♡
In which you're grieving your dead wife. But is she actually dead?
Halley's Comet [1.2k] ♡
In which Emily is having a hard time falling asleep, so you keep her company.
The Best Day [2.2k] ♡
In which you and Emily end up coaching your daughter's little league soccer team.
EMILY PRENTISS X READER: SERIES
Don't Blame Me 𓆸♡✯
Summary: Emily knew it was wrong. She knew you were the most dangerous woman the BAU had ever seen. Yet, she couldn't seem to stay away from you.
Angel of Death: Chapter 1
Don’t Tempt Me: Chapter 2
Until Next Time: Chapter 3
See You Soon: Chapter 4
A New Light: Chapter 5
Three Steps Back: Chapter 6
A Special Gift: Chapter 7
Diners and Milkshakes: Chapter 8
A Second Date: Chapter 9
Emily: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Spencer: Yeah.
Emily: You wanna know who else is beautiful?
Spencer: Who?
Emily: JJ.
Unsub: [on phone] I can see you.
Emily:
Unsub:
Emily: Do I look good?
I fear I've watched one too many episodes of emily interacting with kids... so prepare for lots of fluffy momily fics
Emily *unbuttoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.
JJ: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
JJ: What are you thankful for?
Emily: Your pu-
JJ, giving Emily a death glare:
Emily: -ooooositive personality!
Emily: Time for plan G.
JJ: Don't you mean plan B?
Emily: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.
Spencer: What about plan D?
Emily: Plan D was that separate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Rossi: What about plan E?
Emily: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E.
Derek: I like plan E.
Emily Prentiss x Reader
Summary: Emily knew it was wrong. She knew you were the most dangerous woman the BAU had ever seen. Yet, she couldn't seem to stay away from you.
Warnings: Mentions of death/Typical Criminal Minds stuff
Words: 2.2k
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EMILY TAPPED her foot as she waited in line for her coffee. She was already running late for work and the rainstorm that was passing through D.C. did nothing but dampen her mood.
"Black coffee with Splenda!" The barista called out and Emily let out a breath of relief as she walked over to the counter. She went to reach for her coffee when her hand collided with someone else. She instinctively pulled her hand back and so did the other person.
"Oh! I'm sorry, I thought that was mine." A woman's voice said causing Emily to look up. She wanted to be annoyed at the inconvenience but found it very hard as she stared at the woman next to her. "It's alright." Emily smiled as she shamelessly looked the woman up and down. She was in an all-black suit with her hair pulled back, highlighting the features of her face that Emily couldn't help but admire.
"Well, you look like you're in a hurry. I can wait for the next one." The woman said, pulling Emily out of her head, "Oh, I'm not in a hurry." Emily lied, suddenly more interested in talking to the woman next to her than getting to work on time.
"The previous scowl on your face would say otherwise." The woman chuckled and Emily grinned, "You were watching me?"
"With a face like yours, it's hard not to, darling." The woman said in a sultry tone and Emily couldn't help the small blush that formed on her cheeks.
"I'm Y/n," The woman said as she held out her hand. "Emily." The brunette smiled as she took her hand, reveling in the feeling of the Y/n's soft but strong hand.
"Another black coffee with Splenda!" The Barista yelled, causing both women to drop their hands. "Well, I guess our dilemma is solved," Y/n said, flashing Emily a smile as she grabbed both coffees and handed one to the brunette.
"Lucky us," Emily said as she brushed her finger across Y/n's hand, delighted in the way it sent a shiver through the other woman's body. "Lucky us," The woman repeated as she looked the brunette up and down one last time, "It was nice to meet you, Emily," Y/n said, smiling at Emily before she turned on her heels and started towards the door.
"Wait!" Emily said, her legs moving faster than her brain as she followed Y/n.
"You forgot something," Emily said as she caught up to Y/n, who had almost made it out the door. "I did?" Y/n asked, frowning slightly.
"You forgot to ask for my number," Emily smirked, a dimple popping out and Y/n couldn't help but laugh, "That was an awful pickup line."
"Is it working though?" Emily raised an eyebrow as she waved her phone in front of Y/n. "Just this once," Y/n said as she plucked the phone out of Emily's hand and typed her phone number in, "Although, I wouldn't count on it working on any other women," Y/n said as she handed the phone back to the brunette.
"Noted," Emily said cheekily and Y/n shook her head amused, "I'll see you around, Emily," Y/n smiled as she walked out the door with a nod goodbye.
"You too!" Emily called out and watched as the other woman chuckled to herself.
As Emily opened up her umbrella and walked towards Quantico, she realized she didn't hate the rain as much anymore.
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"What's got you in such a good mood?" Morgan asked as he saw a rare smile on Emily's face as she walked into the bullpen.
"Nothing," Emily shrugged as she sat at her desk and pulled out all the paperwork she needed to complete for the day.
"Fun night?" Derek inquired and Emily rolled her eyes, "Like I would tell you if it was."
"Oh come on Prentiss, it's a slow day. I want the details." Derek pushed, wanting to do anything but his paperwork.
"I for one, would not like the details." Spencer chimed in causing Emily to roll her eyes.
"Details for what?" JJ asked as she walked next to Emily's desk, carrying another stack of files causing everyone to groan internally.
"Prentiss' hot date last night." Derek said at the same time Emily said, "Nothing."
"You went on a date last night?" JJ asked raising her eyebrows as she unloaded around 10 case files onto everyone's desk.
"No, I didn't. And why don't the two of you mind your own business." Emily glared before pulling out her phone, ignoring the groans from her two friends.
She waited for JJ to go back to her office and Derek to pester someone else before pulling out her phone and finding the number Y/n left her.
Emily (9:03 am): Hi. It's Emily, from the coffee shop.
The brunette agent immediately put her phone down, trying to suppress the smile that threatened to form on her face. It had been an embarrassingly long time since Emily had properly talked to a woman that she hadn't met at a bar with the only intention of hooking up. So the last thing she needed was Derek and JJ's relentless teasing.
She was just about to open her computer when she felt her phone buzz. She picked up her phone, delighted at how fast Y/n answered her back.
Y/N (9:04 am): I was beginning to wonder when you were going to text me, Emily from the coffee shop.
Emily (9:05 am): Were you waiting for me? How cute.
Y/N (9:05 am): Oh don't flatter yourself, darling. It's a slow day at work.
Emily( 9:06 am): Oddly enough, same. That's why I went to the coffee shop this morning. Speaking of which, how come I've never seen you there before?
Y/N (9:07 am): I just moved here. My job has had me overseas for the last couple of years.
Emily (9:07 am): I could show you around. Give you a tour of the city. Out of the goodness of my heart, of course.
Emily smiled at the message, hoping Y/n would agree when she heard the bullpen doors fly open.
"I found her! She's back! She's back!" Penelope yelled as she ran past everyone, ignoring the concerned looks, and made a beeline straight to Hotch's office.
"What's that about?" Emily frowned as she turned her phone off and turned to Spencer.
"I'm not sure." He said as he stood up and walked over to Emily's desk. "It's Penelope, it could be anything," Derek added as he also found his way to the brunette's desk since she had the best view into the unit chief's office.
They watched through the window as Hotch's signature frown got bigger and more words were exchanged between the unit chief and technical analyst.
"Whatever it is, it doesn't look good," Emily murmured and the two men nodded their heads in agreement. The agents watched as Hotch turned his head to the window and they scattered, trying to make it look like they weren't spying on the conversation.
"Conference room. Now." Hotch called out as he stormed out of office followed by a very nervous Penelope. "Well, this should be fun," Derek muttered as the agents stood up and headed to the round table.
As soon as they entered the room, Emily could feel the tension radiating off Hotch. She turned to look at JJ who had sat next to her and the blonde just shrugged, equally confused as everyone else.
"Four years ago the D.C. Police Department notified us of several mysterious deaths in Virginia. The only thing connecting them was a single gunshot wound to the head and a small brand left behind every victim's ear." Hotch said as he pulled up pictures onto the TV. Emily squinted her eyes as she studied the screen, "Are those.... angel wings?" Emily asked as she looked at the brand and Hotch nodded in confirmation.
"Wait I remember this case. It went cold after a couple of weeks. The unsub moved on when she realized we were after her." Derek said, earning a nod of acknowledgment from both Spencer and JJ. The only two people completely new to the case were Emily and Rossi. Emily joined the team two years ago and Rossi one.
"How do you know the unsub is a woman?" Rossi asked as he studied the pictures.
"The kills were organized but personal. And the use of the angel wing had more feminine connotation than masculine." Spencer answered.
"Yeah, the media named her the Angel of Death, before she disappeared," JJ recalled.
"Except she didn't disappear," Hotch said, "Gideon knew that an unsub this skilled wouldn't just stop killing. So, he had Garcia track the signature for the last couple of years," Hotch said, and Penelope quickly walked next to the TV.
"Yes! And for the first year, I thought that maybe Gideon was wrong. Until I hacked Interpol's system." Penelope said as she pulled up dozens of pictures. "In the first year, I found over 34 matches in the signature in about 20 different places in Europe."
"Thirty-four?! Why weren't we notified?" Derek said incredulously.
"It wasn't in our jurisdiction. It's been Interpol's case for years" Hotch said and Emily shook her head, "So wait, 34 kills in her first year? That's unheard of. How many is she up to now?"
Penelope blew out a breath as she hit the remote and so many pictures filled the screen, you could barely make out each face. "If the system is right, her victim count is in the 300s," Hotch said and everyone went quiet in shock.
"Three hundred? That's- that's about the same number Pedro Lopez had. One of the world's most prolific serial killers." Spencer rambled.
"And now she's back in the States?" JJ asked worriedly, causing everyone to turn to Hotch.
"Yes, she's actually in DC as of right now," Hotch said, "Early this morning, Ethan Young was shot point blank in the head at his apartment with an angel wing brand behind his ear," Hotch continued, pulling the picture up.
"Since she's in our jurisdiction she's now our responsibility. Here's the preliminary profile that Interpol just faxed over." Hotch said as he had Garcia pass out the file to everyone.
"You can't be serious man." Derek scoffed as he looked through the file.
"Excuse me?" Hotch asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Three hundred kills, no name, and not a shred of evidence. We're looking for a needle in a haystack." Derek said, putting his case file on the table.
"Actually, it's more accurate to say we're looking for a needle in a stack of needles." Spencer chimed in and Emily had to stifle a laugh at the look on Derek's face.
"We have a partial, identification," Penelope said, trying to diffuse the tension in the room. "Two years ago CCTV footage captured this. One of the victim's wives was able to confirm that was her." The technical analyst said as she pulled up an image that was not only blurry but also showed about 1/4 of her face.
"That's... all we have?" Emily asked slowly and Penelope shook her head fastly, "Of course not! When I got the alert this morning I cross-referenced that image with all the CCTV footage from every airport in Virginia and neighboring states. And I got this." The blonde said as she pulled up a new image, slightly obscured but over half a face was shown.
As Emily stared at the screen she felt her breath get caught in her throat. "Can you zoom in?" Emily said, hating how her shaky voice betrayed her.
As the image got larger Emily just froze. She recognized the woman in the picture. How could she not? She had seen the woman less than an hour ago. Shook her hand. Flirted with her. Got her number. Was texting with her!
"Is something wrong, Prentiss?" Hotch asked, concerned at how pale the brunette had become.
"I-I think I met our unsub this morning." She said wide-eyed as she stared at the unit chief and multiple 'What's?!' were heard throughout the room.
"Yeah, I ran into her at a cafe this morning. I- um got her number." Emily said, still trying to wrap her head around everything. "She said her name was Y/n." Emily continued.
"Is that who had you all smiley this morning?" Dererk asked raising an eyebrow and Emily kicked him under the table.
"Knock it off," Hotch said sternly before turning back to the brunette, "Did she know who you were?"
"No, I don't think so. And why would she risk talking to an FBI agent?" Emily ran her fingers through her hair, so many emotions flowing through her mind at once, "It had to have been just a coincidence."
"You got a statistic on that Reid?" Derek scoffed and Spencer tapped his fingers on the table, "The chances of accidentally meeting an unsub and then getting her number? No." Spencer shook his head, not meaning to joke but JJ and Derek still had to stifle a laugh.
"Well, this is good, right? We're already closer than we were 10 minutes ago." Rossi offered and Hotch shook his head, "Finding her was the easy part. Catching her is the harder part."
"Well, this is just great," Emily said, massaging her temples when she felt her phone buzz. She picked it up, pushing the rest of the team's conversation to the back of her head.
Y/N (9:21 am): That sounds nice. I may have to take you up on that :)
Emily stared at the message. What brought her butterflies twenty minutes ago now filled her with unease.
"Hey guys, I may have a plan," Emily said, cutting into the conversation.
"What is it?" Hotch asked and she shook her head, not even believing the words that were about to come out of her mouth.
"I'm going to take the Angel of Death out on a date."