Emily: Time For Plan G.

JJ: Why are you wet?

Emily: I knocked over a plant in the kitchen and Sergio saw it.

JJ: So?

Emily: I had to spray myself water-

JJ (confused): Wait-why?

Emily: I wanted to show him that the law applies for everyone [shrugs]

Derek: Spencer, open up!

Spencer: Well, I live in constant state of pain and I haven’t slept in days-

Derek *holding a football*: No I meant open up so I can throw you the ball.

Spencer: Oh-

Spencer: *gets tackled by Prentiss*

Spencer: Why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I would be lucky just to have a bunk bed.

Derek:

Penelope:

JJ:

Emily: I'm gonna tell him.

JJ: Don't you dare.

Hotch: So, how have you been?

Emily: Fine. I got this headache though. It comes and goes.

Derek: *Walks into room*

Emily: It’s back.

hiii

i really hope your day is good so far❤️

i just wanted to let you know that i LOVEEEE the "don't blame me" series and was wondering when the next chapter might be out, I've also looked at your other stuff and i just adore your writing' i check everyday to see when the next chapter might be out.

that's all! just wanted to tell you this

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Hi!! I am answering this so late, so I apologize, but thank you so much! College is kicking my ass, so my updates are, unfortunately, very sporadic. But I'm working on chapter 5 of Don't Blame Me right now, so it should be out soon!

Emily: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting, I would not recommend it.

Emily: You're a lying, cheating, piece of garbage! You're not the woman I married!

JJ: Then we'll get a divorce! And I'm taking Henry!

Henry, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: I think it's time we stop playing...

Derek: Let's prep you for your date tomorrow with JJ. It's at 7pm. What time do you arrive?

Emily: Seven A.M. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I have to kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

Derek: You're ready.

Emily: Really?

Derek: No. Everything you just said was insane, but we're out of time.

Derek: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Emily: I’m a knife

JJ, from across the room: She’s a little spoon

Emily: [comes home and JJ is waiting for her in the living room]

Emily: Am I in trouble?

JJ: Have a guess

Emily: No?

JJ: Have another guess