There Are Certain Truths To Life:

Family Discussions

BFF: so does Galadriel show up in the Hobbit

Me: wait for it

(A minute after pressing play Galadriel shows up)

BFF: wwhhhhhaaattttt ?!?!??

The family in question could be Sam tucker and Jazz so it still fits!!!

Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post

Writing Prompt AU

Please take

In a world where Alfred dies after Tim joins and subsequently after Jason’s death, Bruce and Tim’s relationship becomes far more loving and paternal.

The problem?

Tim is the one acting like the parent.

And it’s working.

Kyle is a Parallax apologist.

And so is more than half of the universe.

That’s it.

Earth needs to get with the program before another planet decides to keep Hal and give him the love he deserves.

Family Discussions-

Big Sis: why do you call everyone “baby” but be?

Me: I call you a baby all the time

Big Sis: when?

Me: usually when I’m insulting you

I totally miss read cell as in cellphone and made myself sad like imagine wade phone magically dies every time he does. Logan, ness, Peter anyone trying to call him and just… no answer no chatter oh god it been minutes and he’s not picking up! What if he wakes up lost ? Or in a ditch he can’t get out of?

Literally them being freaked every time he doesn’t reply right away

I'm glad we all agree that Logan finds Wade so fucking hot no matter how much Wade hates his looks, but I cannot tell you how much more it is than just attraction.

For Wade, his scars remind him of what was done to him. His scars are a painful memory of the evil he has gone through. Every time he looks in the mirror he sees the man he used to be, he sees his old life and he sees how he was treated. He cannot love himself because he carries his pain on his skin, visible for everyone who crosses paths with Wade; visible for him.

For Logan, Wade's scars are like lines on a treasure map; each one telling you where to go next, where to find what you're looking for, each one telling him that this - Wade - is his treasure. Logan sees himself in Wade's scars, Logan can't fathom how Wade can find himself unattractive because not only do those scars remind him that he is still alive, they remind Logan that Wade gets it. Wade understands him and Wade will never ever use it against him.

It reminds Logan how Wade is the one who finally pulled Logan out of the hell he was living in; because Wade knew. Wade knew what it was like and even if his motives were different at first, he still knew he couldn't let another person live their life with the hurt that he had. He couldn't watch Logan throw himself away, because he knew what it was like.

Which villain would do this??? I love it it tho!!! Imagine the drama !!!

prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...

Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"

Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"

And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT

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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"

billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."

villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"

billy: "Does heroism count?"

villain: "....No."

the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.

This is why there are rumors about us you dunderhead?!!!

I Hate That Bitch. I Hate Him.

There’s only a few people Billy hates. Ebenezer is one of them. Actually, he’s at the top of the list. He hates Eben so much that just the mention of him will send him into a rant. Mary accidentally brought him up at the Watchtower so Junior was greeted with Marvel pacing back and forth while Mary was just watching.

Marvel: “It’s just- I hate him!”

Mary: “I know.”

Marvel: “He makes me want to just- AGH- Like peel my skin off!”

Mary: “Wouldn’t that benefit him?”

Marvel: “You’re right! I wanna peel his skin off.”

Junior: *walks over to Mary* “What’s up with him? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this pressed.”

Marvel: *still ranting*

Mary: “I accidentally brought up him.”

Junior: “Who?”

Mary: “Him.”

Junior: “Again, who- wait is he talking about him him or another him.”

Mary: “Him him.”

Junior: “Ooooooooh. Well then that explains why he’s being such a hater right now.”

Unfortunately, someone overheard this. And also unfortunately gossip spreads fast at the Watchtower.

Flash: *sounds nervous* “You don’t think it’s me right??”

Supes: “I doubt it. I’m just worried it might be me.”

Aquaman: “Please, if anything it’s Hal. I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve seen him ask Marvel to cover his shift on monitor duty.”

GL: “Wha-”

All the Male Heroes: *ranting about how it can’t be them*

Hawkgirl and WW: *chilling and watching this go down because the Marvels mentioned it was a him and not a her, so they were in the clear*

Also, one time, Billy was doing a spell and Freddy mentioned Ebenezer. Billy got so pressed that the magic went haywire and now displayed the name of the person you hate the most over your head.

Black Adam: “Champion! What is this?!” *points to the glowing “Captain Marvel” written above his head*

Marvel: “Ah that’s supposed to be the name of the person you hate the most.”

Black Adam: *looks to the “Ebenezer Batson” written over Marvel’s head* “Yours isn’t listed as my name.”

Marvel: “Yeah, because you’re not the person I hate the most.”

*silence*

Black Adam: “What?” *sounds offended and honestly a little hurt*

Really enjoying song fics these days!

Does anyone know any good ones!?

Oh and I just posted a trash of the counts family

Cale Anti hero by Taylor Swift

Please tell me any songs you guys love oh and the fandom of course!

I might even just hit shuffle on my music and write a fic by random lolz!

Gandalf folds clothes for Frodo

Frodo undoes it and shoved it in a bag

DM: he just folded it all nice for you!!!