Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...
Bard: These are my children!
Thranduil (points at dog): what is that
Bard: that’s my son!
Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?
Absolutely love it!!!! So cute!!!
Okay. I made one. This came into existence because of a conversation in the comment section in this little blurb:
I'm tagging @firedemongaming and @elvesandlanterns in this as well because I figured you two would like this and were a part of the convo that birthed my slightly sentient parfait.
Klarion joins in cuz it’s hilarious
They act like Sam and Tucker are reincarnated every few centuries XD
after he meets the JL ane becomes their ally, Danny pops down to Fawcett City to give Captain Marvel a presentation titled "Teen Heros Pretending To Be Immortal Ancient Beings Stick Together" subtitled "why you should lie to the JL and say you've known me for hundreds of years".
Billy takes one look at it and is immediately like "yes"
Kon would so try to anyway!
My date mate is literally allergic to cinnamon and always attempts to kiss me me anyway XD
It starts with the usual 'Justice League has to summon the Ghost King to battle a world-ending threat.' Stick. They decided to do it in the Fortress of Solitude, which took some time to convince Clark to do, but it was the only place that had the possibility to hold the Ghost King if he went off the rocks, especially with all the added protection John did.
So, most of the Justice Leaguers and their sidekicks stood on the outskirts of the giant summoning circle and watched as it glowed a bright luminescent green, and the middle of the circle disappeared, replaced by a hole that, from Superman's place as he hovered a few feet above the ground, looked like a never-ending waterfall of green liquid.
A few minutes passed as everyone held their breath before the waterfall started moving up. Like a volcano, the luminescent liquid shot up and hit the ceiling, falling into drops around everyone. From the water, a shadowy figure appeared, giant and making the water glow brighter with their presence.
For a few seconds after the glowing fountain continued erupting until stopping suddenly and falling back into the hole, a giant eldritch figure revealed as the hole closed up under it.
It looked sort of humanoid, but the most eye-catching thing was its skin. It looked like the galaxy—stars and constellations, planets, and meteors—the being looked like it was made from the galaxy. The stars and planets spun across its skin? And atop his head were wispy white locks, not held down by gravity and flowing with the air in the confined space. On his back was a long cape that reached the floor, and he (it? She? Did gods have a gender, because this being looked more like a god than Zeus did) bent his legs at an angle to not bump his head against the ice roof.
Everyone watched with bated breath as the king, the being, the god reached inside his cape and seemingly grabbed something, coming out with a clenched fist and slowly moving it towards the youngest Robin, the child. Batman barely had any time to swoop in front of his son when the eldritch being opened his hand, and right there, in his palm.
A lollipop.
A green crystal lollipop that made superman fall from his place in the sky and Jon back away from his friend with a pained expression.
The ghost king just gave robin a freaking kryptonite lollipop.
Meanwhile, danny is just wondering why the child touched by death won't take the treat.
So your saying we should dump him on the British???? Hhhmmm
DP x DC prompt
Danny the new (unintentional) Gotham Rogue
Because of college, university or maybe a job offer, Danny is moving to Gotham. What he hadn't thought of at the time, is the high levels of air pollution and smog that block the view of the sky at all hours of the day. But he needs to see the night sky to satisfy his space obsession and he doesn't always have time to leave the city and with all the bats and birds around, he can't just fly above the smog blanket, without risking being discovered.
So he goes to Sam. She knows a thing or two about activism and can give him tips.
And Danny begins small.
But nothing changes.
So he goes a little bigger. Not much. Just a little to get noticed.
But this is Gotham. Who cares about a little smog? It's been like this for as long as they remember and they really have bigger problems don't they?
And so Danny goes bigger and bigger and at some point he crosses the thin line between normal activism and what is considered a Rogue in the eyes of the Gothamites.
For Danny this is normal activism still. Amity Park is a little weird, a little extreme for outsiders. Being liminal or half ghost screws with your sense of normal and hey, Danny just wants to bring attention to the smog problem.
At some point he meets Pamela Isley. Someone who is all for less smog in Gotham. Especially since some plants really need more sunlight and she just wants to make the world a little greener, you know?
So yeah. Danny has no idea that what he sees as normal is borderline Rogue behaviour in Gotham, even though he would just like to see the stars on a regular basis. Please and thank you.
Alright who’s gonna write the MarvelxFreddy misunderstanding? This is totally set up for a oh no! Juniors dad is actually Marvels ex!Freddy and told the poor kid he’s an orphan!!!!
Flash is just like yeah no Marvel looked way to horrified for this Freddy guy to be okay and alive! Or maybe it was a really nasty break up!!!!!
Shazam Fam: fuel the 🔥
Freddy was having a pretty good day. He’d been wandering around Fawcett because he was bored. Though, that was normal. He was always bored whenever he wasn’t in his Marvel form or when he wasn’t with Billy. He passed by an alley when he saw something glinting from the trash. He walked over and knelt down to see what it was. Lo and behold it was a camera! He wondered if it still worked. So, he went and showed it to Billy cause Billy was his bestie. Thats what people call their closest friends nowadays, right?
Together, they ventured to a camera shop, the only one in the town actually.
Billy: “Mister, can you see if this camera we found still works?” *puts it on the store counter*
Store Clerk: “Of course, boys!” *picks it up to inspect it* “How’d you both just find this thing?”
Freddy: *shrugs* “I dunno. It was in the trash so I grabbed it.”
Store Clerk: “Well, it was a good find. It seems all good. Why don’t you two have some film? I’ll discount it?”
Billy and Freddy: *share a look* “Sure! Thanks!”
Thats how they spent the rest of the day fooling around, taking photos with it of random objects. When they were on their last piece of film…
Freddy: “Wanna try something?” *looking at Billy through the camera lense*
Billy: “Sure? What is it?”
Freddy: *gestures for him to move next to him* “So, you know how I joined the Titans?”
Billy: “Yeah?”
Freddy: “Well, Impulse was talking about a selfie? And I was like what is that? And he was like it’s when you take your phone-”
Billy: “Like… A rotary phone?”
Freddy: “No, phones are weird nowadays. They’re now these little boxes that can also take photos. Anyways, so he said it was when you point the camera this way.” *turns the camera to face them* “And smile!” *smiles*
Billy: *confused but smiles anyways*
Freddy: *takes the photo*
Billy: “So it’s just a photo of us?”
Freddy: “Yup!” *grabs the photo as it comes out* “It’s gonna look awesome! Trust me!”
The two both cherished the photo but Freddy is the one who kept it was Freddy. Freddy was one day looking at the photo in the Titan’s tower.
Junior: *looking at the photo*
Impulse: *speds behind him* “Who’s that?” *points to Billy*
Junior: “Thats uhm… Marvel?” *doesn’t really know where he’s going with this*
Impulse: *sounds surprised* “Marvel? That’s Cap? Who’s the dude next to him?” *points to Freddy*
Junior: “That’s uh… Freddy.” *still doesn’t know where he’s going with this*
Impulse: “Huh. You know, you look more like that guy than Cap.”
Junior: “Well, I mean, me and Freddy are technically related.” *
Impulse: “What…? Is he your dad?? But I thought Cap was your dad???”
Junior: *sounds horrified* “What made you think that? Also, Freddy isn’t my dad!”
Later…
Flash: *trying to sound inconspicuous* “Sooooo… Cap, Junior told Impulse who told me about one of your friends.” *extremely curious*
Marvel: “Which one?”
Flash: “Freddy, I think his name was?”
Marvel: *pauses whatever he’s doing to slowly looks over to him with the most horrified expression*
Flash: *notices his horrification and is worried now* “Did something uh- happen to him?”
Marvel: “No, I’m still friends with him till this day.”
Flash: “Oh, phew.” *relaxes slightly* “The expression you gave us made me think he died or something.”
Marvel: “No…? He’s still kicking.”
The heroes end up thinking he’s helping because his family members were heroes and they all died- or just phantom died
Cue drama
Danny phantom gets punted into the DC dimension and goes absolutely mother hen on EVERYONE.
This guy is so worried about them he gangs up with batmans kids to get him to consider therapy, buys Billy Batson snacks and new clothes, gives the Flashes really super high metabolism granola bars that he made himself, brings back the queen family's arrows from where they got left around the city, stuff like that.
He eventually kinda becomes the DC's guardian angel of superheros as they start to realize he's visited and helped all of them (they dont really know how to feel about the fact that he seems to know most of their identities but they can't really do anything about that)
Best part is? He's doing it as fenton. No one knows he's a ghost, they just think he's Some Dude.
Danny manages to convince the Justice League that he’s just a hundreds of years old being that’s stuck with a baby face, which leads to him being able to do dangerous missions and other things that he wouldn’t have been able to do if they knew his actual age.
However he has do deal adult things like them wanting to consume alcohol and Danny’s fine with a lot of things, fighting in near death situations? Sure why not. But underage drinking? No, Jazz raised him better than that.
So now Danny has to think of why he doesn’t do certain things that your average hundreds of years old being would do, like drinking apparently.
He manages to absolutely fuck himself over when his mind completely blanks and Danny straight up says he’s pregnant.
Writing Prompt
Elves don’t get headaches- but Elrond is half man so...
The elves in Rivendell walking on eggshells whenever Elrond complains that his head hurts.
Lindir babying Elrond whenever he has a bad headache. Cutting his food, organizing his paperwork, making sure everyone keeps quite, playing soothing songs Ect.
Elrond secretly loves it.
Family Discussions
My sister has decided to make rules for Thanksgiving since we will be having it at her house for the first time.
There’s typical stuff: no politics, no fighting, no Black Friday shopping, make food on time ectra. And then there’s stuff that makes me rethink our family dinamics :
No talking about lawn culture.
No putting the cats on high places.
No chair stacking.
No sleeping on the floor.
No fighting over the whip cream.
Update: the word cloaca is banned.
No debating whether it’s said Mario or Mario.
No talking about ships especially Tolkien ones.
No “pretending” to turn dinner into an intervention. - Again.
Writing Prompt
Elronds reaction to the story of Cassandra and Apollo.
Just think of how hard that would hit Elrond.
Bonus points if it’s a child telling him the story. (Don’t know why but I love the whole child telling a profound story to the adult thing).
If anyone uses this please link it in the comments- I would love to read it!!! ❤️
Writing Prompts, family discussions, random bits of my life, short stories and dog pics!!!
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