Thou Shalt Always Reblog

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me after I shop online 😭😭😭😭

Gay confession/is it totally gay if I'm bi- eh who cares-/ I have a thing for noticing nice butts on other gals once I was talking to a friend while walking a lap in gym about how nice the booties on the gals in front of us were, they heard me, and another time I was running to class from lunch and a passed another gal while running with a nice booty and I literally said "nice butt!" I'm thankful she didn't hear me the/sorry for this being long/

I don’t understand the hype around butts but some butts are pretty nice to look at oops

Gay confession: before I realized my sexuality my sisters and my cousin used to joke around that I was gay but now I know and they don’t and when they joke about it it makes me really uncomfortable

(Confess something gay to me and I’ll confess something gay to you)

I did a thing

MEGA MCYEEY

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

The Russian Santa Claus in Siberia (The eastern part of Russia situated in Asia). He’s known as Ded Moroz. -Merry Xmas from Universal Beauty 

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again