MEGA MCYEEY
It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
like = one extra knife or gun for supplies reblog = join the fuggin crew
aka i need to stop procrastinating and get to work on arc 2
I am the best friend
I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV
Gay confession/is it totally gay if I'm bi- eh who cares-/ I have a thing for noticing nice butts on other gals once I was talking to a friend while walking a lap in gym about how nice the booties on the gals in front of us were, they heard me, and another time I was running to class from lunch and a passed another gal while running with a nice booty and I literally said "nice butt!" I'm thankful she didn't hear me the/sorry for this being long/
I don’t understand the hype around butts but some butts are pretty nice to look at oops
Gay confession: before I realized my sexuality my sisters and my cousin used to joke around that I was gay but now I know and they don’t and when they joke about it it makes me really uncomfortable
(Confess something gay to me and I’ll confess something gay to you)
OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?
I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:
Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:
Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.
DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:
THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:
YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.
… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.
Denny's do you need help, sleep? Anything?
Why stop at spaghetti straps?
why must the cute ones (me) suffer
You know she dead
please don't follow me if you are kink account or very very nsfw my legs are smooth rn
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