Happy Jen Shah Sentencing Day To All Who Celebrate 🎊

one thing keeping me alive and thriving rn is the thought of ed motor boating the shit out of stede’s stiddies when they finally reunite. it’s what they both deserve.

lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

ed: i’m a knife 🔪

stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon

Stede Bonnet would listen to ambient noises of the ocean while living on the ocean

A convoluted penis enlargement negotiation with a djinn can be sooooo romantic actually

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

true but i dont agree

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