A Convoluted Penis Enlargement Negotiation With A Djinn Can Be Sooooo Romantic Actually

one thing keeping me alive and thriving rn is the thought of ed motor boating the shit out of stede’s stiddies when they finally reunite. it’s what they both deserve.

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster

if ed doesn’t kiss stede on his sweet nose and then give him a little boop i think i will die

agamemnon was killed with a sword vs agamemnon was killed with an axe…… neither of these are correct. the only source i trust is this etruscan funerary urn where agamemnon is killed by clytemnestra bashing him on the head with a chair

is it just me or does it look like he's wearing the cut up shirt underneath the regular one??

the sword lady fuckin killed the ball shaver guys