Best Thing I've Seen In A While

British demons with a penchant for philosophy. She can't do much to help beyond offering to connect him with a good divorce lawyer.

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I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who finds this funny.

[Image ID: Two demons, both with a black-and-red motif, sitting on red velvet stools at a small, circular table. The table boasts a crystal ball, and behind them a fire is burning in a fireplace. The left demon is Trixie Mephistopheles, a brunette female demon with her black wings outstretched. She is leaning on one hand with a look of vague amusement bordering on sympathy. On the right is Crowley from good omens, a red-headed demon with dark sunglasses. He appears to be crying, slumped over the small table with his head down.]

LE PORTAIL DE VOTE ÉLECTRONIQUE POUR LES FRANÇAIS•ES DE L’ÉTRANGER OUVRE AUJOURD'HUI À MIDI HEURE DE PARIS JUSQU'À DEMAIN JEUDI 4 JUILLET À MIDI DE MÊME HEURE DE PARIS GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

I’m so happy that people seem to like my procrastination fixation activity

he just does things sometimes

Chapters: 4/15 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Doe/Arthur Lester Characters: Arthur Lester, John Doe, Bella, Parker Yang Additional Tags: Amnesia AU, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Spoilers Through Coda, Arthur POV, John POV, longfic, Plotty, Corporeal!John Series: Part 3 of a universe that doesn’t care and people who do (Lighthouse) Summary:

Arthur Lester awakes terribly injured, being tended to by a so-called nurse named ‘John Doe’. His horrific, oddly realistic nightmares plague him every night, just as his memory loss plagues him every day. Underneath the notice of his nurse, he begins an investigation to find his missing memories.

Having nearly lost Arthur, John contents himself with simply allowing Arthur the space and time to recover. For the first time, he has new companions to help him: Bella, Parker, and little Faroe. However, an old enemy still lingers out in the cosmos, one who earnestly wants to become whole again.

I still can't believe that Gabriel and Beelzebub said "Gay rights but just for us".

This is uncanny

My Reading Year.

(My last @guardian Books cartoon for 2023)

this is still so funny

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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