So Glad I Found Out About The Julian Garak Marriage Thing Before I Watched The Lower Decks Episode Bc

opposing lawyer, pointing at me: you're a MURDERER

me: murderer??? i hardly know her!

jury: *laughs*

my lawyer: please give her the death penalty.

Malcolm nodding ‘as you were’ to a random crew member right before Hayes jumps onto his back from offscreen is fucking hysterical

send help.

everyday i wake up (face down in mud), roll out of bed (hair a mess), text god (say good morning), eat a raw cactus (yum), go to the doctor to get ALLLLL the spikes removed from my mouth (ones that i grew myself) and flirt with ALLLLL the medical professionals (M.D. stands for Mvery Dnice)

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.

The fact that the Blue Spirit is a character from a play and that the mask is also from the play means Zuko was committing vigilante justice in cosplay.

remember when Cas lost his memory, got married, recovered his memories, and then immediately left his wife forver to help Dean?  wild.

rewatched the final frontier yesterday so here’s three minutes of my favorite spirk moments with a little bit of bones too

the horta slays severely. clearly a man under a fucked up rug, sitting crunched up on a rolling pad. she's my best friend. she is the mother to them. she's my favorite star trek alien.

was out hunting bots in the ace tag and read the tagline to one of the health advertisements as 'alien power supplement' and was like 'huh! getting creative?' but later i saw the same ad again and realized i'd just misread the word aizen :(