Just Like The Horrors My Gender Is Incomprehensible
just like the horrors my gender is incomprehensible
More Posts from Duracel-battery and Others
people:
me, a young aromantic:
Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.
me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*
tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t t h e f u c k
is anyone else completely entranced with drinking oddly colored drinks? i don't even liked strawberry flavored stuff and was still ecstatic to drink some strawberry flavored tea JUST because it was pink.
me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?
my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?
"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.
its wild going back to school from break because my brain is telling me "oh dear, uh, we are around people and we do NOT remember social rules"
so like id trust phlox to give me top surgery but the real question is how sanitary IS his medbay???? like he keeps animals in there, just,., around. id wake up and he'd be like "i used this slug excrement to seal your wound shut and it SHOULD considerably cut down on your recovery time :)) and id be like "hnmgg onkay" and like a week later i'd have to get another surgery bc of complications from the first one. like i'd let him do it but at what cost??
went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.
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