Personally I Believe That We Should Be Allowed To Trade Our Middle Names Around Like Pokemon Cards

personally i believe that we should be allowed to trade our middle names around like pokemon cards

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1 year ago

you are one mobius m(obius) mobius. you love your boytoy arm candy boyfriend. one day out of the blue he has an engineering degree and seems a little stressed out. boytoy decides to go outside into some radiation famous for turning people into spagetti and/or peeling their skin off and doesn't put on a suit. he walks all the way down a walk way up to a big ol' machine and decides to grow 3 foot horns and a cape on his way down. he blows up the generator that powers your place of work. he decides to walk straight into the cosmic spaghetti it spits out, turns it into a giant glowing green tree, and you never see him again.


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3 years ago

the aro agenda is [REDACTED]

this is a warning to all [REDACTED] the aromantics are coming to [REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and if we have our way you'll never see a living turtle again.


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4 months ago

For christs sake somebody tell this man his fit is fire

3 years ago

me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?

my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?


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1 year ago

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence


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3 years ago

crash


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2 weeks ago

hey do you think dean was so attached to scooby door bc when john was out on a hunt, he and sam would watch a lot of TV in the motel and then comes on this show and THEY'RE ALSO fighting monsters and dad was supposed to be back two hours ago but they make it look like it's not to dangerous at all so maybe he'll be just fine and it won't be like last time when he came back bleeding and you had to help patch him up while calming sammy down and when they unmask the monster it's just a harmless old man every time or like do you think he just had a crush on fred or smth.


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3 years ago

The fact that the Blue Spirit is a character from a play and that the mask is also from the play means Zuko was committing vigilante justice in cosplay.


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