I Assumed I Would Wake Up One Day

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"And just like that, we were strangers."

How are we the villains?

When you fight for hate and we fight for love?

You fight for death.

We fight for life.

You fight for hurt.

We fight for health.

You fight for discrimination.

We fight for inclusion.

You fight for elitism.

We fight for equality.

How are we the villains?

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed