Good Responses To Getting Stabbed With A Sword

last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

The war to end all wars

The war to end all wars

will be loud

Snow full of ash

The war to end all wars

will be silent

Fog full of screams

The war to end all wars

will be tasteless

Rain full of salt

The war to end all wars

Will be blind

Head full of stars

The war to end all wars

Will be heavy

Plants full of blood

The war to end all wars

Will be light

Sky full of poison

The war to end all wars

Will be small

Skin full of scars

The war to end all wars

Will be big

Mind full of lies

Twilight but they're constantly being watched when they think no one is by two tourists who are just at the wrong place at the wrong time but get increasingly invested in the drama over time

I am Pan and I am gay for everyone. Do you know what I mean?!

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I NEED GRAVITY FALLS AS A BOOK SERIES! AND I NEED THE DIARIES AS REAL BOOKS! GIVE ME EVERYTHING! AS! BOOOOOKS!

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver