⋰ ⊹˚. ♡ Alone On Valentines? ⋰ ⊹˚. ♡

You hiss, eyes screwing shut as the pain on the back of your head flares.

Of all the things that would do you in, it was a rock. A damn pebble. Lovely.

The whole thing was just so horror movie cliche, you wouldn't be surprised if there was someone out there, groaning at your incompetence through a screen. You don't blame them; you would do the same if it were anyone else.

Unfortunately, it wasn't anyone else stuck in this situation, it was you. And as you hear the sounds of three pairs of footsteps approaching you, you knew you were done for.

You open your eyes to see three skeletons peering down at you, leering smiles adorning their faces. You don't even have to squint past the darkness of his hoodie to know that Dust has the same shit eating grin on his face like the other two, the smugness radiating off all of them in waves.

"Aw, giving up so soon?" Killer tilts his head with a coo. "Shame. I liked the chase."

Killer giggles, and the sound sparks mild irritation in you. Ass.

"Didn't think you'd be this much trouble," Horror rumbles with mirth in his eyes. "You did good, though. Haven't worked out that much in a while. But... Tripping? Really?"

The spark starts to burn. You didn't mean to trip, but you suppose the same could be said for billions of horror movie protagonists out there. But still; double asshole.

Fortunately, because you still have an ounce of self-control, you refrain yourself from talking. You'd rather bite back your tongue than have it cut off for sass.

Unfortunately, the moment Dust chuckles, the spark turns into a flame. One of the rare times he shows emotion, and he uses it to laugh at you. MEGA ASSHOLE.

You bristle, "Do you guys always take this long to kill your victims, or are you all just shit at your jobs?"

Killer does a mock gasp, "Whaaatt? You think we're here to kill you?"

He laughs and crouches down, empty eye sockets staring into yours. The spark is doused by a cold wave of fear, but a tiny part of it still flickers. You stare back.

"Why else would you chase me down?" You retort.

"Because... You're cute?" Killer grins.

You scoff, "That's not a real answer."

He pouts at that, and Horror uses this chance to crouch down to your other side. Your heart pounds at their proximity, feeling as if they were closing in on you.

"So we got a bit carried away with the chase," Horror admits, before his red eye light bores onto your face. "But we really aren't gonna kill you."

You pause at that, taking in his words with uncertainty.

"Then... What are you gonna do to me?"

Horror's smile grows wider. Dust takes a step forward, kneeling and leaning in. You can see his mismatched eyes and twisted grin.

"You're comin' with us."

Your heart drops. That sounds significantly worse than being killed.

What was that saying? Out of the frying pan and into the fire? Yeah. You feel like that's what's going on.

...God, I am so screwed.

They finally took you down 😧😳

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale

Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

You belong to them, and you're coming with them.

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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

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he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

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that you know of

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what

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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

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ok and??? you're not special

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THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

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being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

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you said it my mans

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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

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dont question him

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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

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op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

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ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

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someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

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what the fuck is a public school

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are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

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OP'S WHAT NOW

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ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

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bitch that's what the internet is for

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yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

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everybody on this site has brain damage

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yeah. from the radiation

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caught this today

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if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

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shadow fixed it it's fine

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yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

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starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

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why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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BACK????

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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

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he

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didn't eggman invent this site???

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THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

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Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

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YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

Yo just wanna ask if your ok?? you've been quiet for a while and wanted to check!

-🐢 anon

HELLO I AM ALIVE

grgrgr sorry for not answering ur prev ask 😭 life has me on a chokehold fr

am very happy u checked in so ty :]] i hope ur doing good wherever you are!!

HIII how are you? :3 just discovered your page hehe and you seem really nice :D

YOOO hello hello!! Welcome to my page!! I hope you like the silly little writings that I'm doing :]]

as for how im doing, well

I mean no one was expecting for the electricity's box to explode literally besides the library (where i was at) so it's fair.

Also is 🐔 anon spelled cock anon or chicken anon?(COCK LOL)

-🐢 anon

ohhh i see

ok this is gonna sound outta pocket but i sort of had a similar experience?? me and my class moved to this one classroom bcs our aircon was broken, and during lunch we smelled something smoking but we didnt know where. and then after dismissal, one of the lights on the ceiling exploded.

so we had to move back to our original classroom lmao

no one got hurt, and I hope thats the same w u!!

also: PLEASE CALL THEM COCK ANON PLEASE ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

BURSTS OUT FROM GRAVE

I AM ALIVE!! also-

puts on christmas hat

MERRY CRISLER!! 

Does this technically count as an update? Maybe? Ehh, whatever.

Hello, yes, it is i! Coming in from my thousand year break to remind you that I am alive! But more importantly...

I’m writing again! Cue the celebration music!

Just to say this now, this isn’t to say that requests are open again. I’ll save that for a later post. For now, I gotta tidy things up around here. Change my theme, add some tags, organize stuff you know? I’ll let you guys know when I’ll finally open my inbox for asks when the time comes. 

Hopefully that ages well. Anyways, this is a very important update but I have fallen out of the LMK fandom. Not to say that I won’t be writing for it anymore! I’m still open to writing for any LMK character, it’s just that my motivations gonna bounce between my current interest and this old one. 

Segue- I am currently in the TMNT fandom now! More specifically, the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fandom! The Flying Bark Studios pipeline is very much real, you guys. So send in any future requests you want for the turtles! Hell, send ones that aren’t for the turtles! Other characters need some appreciation, too.

Uhh, I guess that’s all for now? The reason I’m doing this is because my christmas break started (it started a while ago tbh) and just now did I realize I should put my writing skills to good use. Some stuff here needs some editing/updating, mostly my intro and some rules, but other than that we all good!

Tl;dr I’m gonna start writing again once I organize my tumblr better, and I’ll be writing for Lego Monkie kid and a new fandom I’m in (TMNT)! 

Hellloooo! I saw you followed my Fleetway blog and I wanted to thank you! I see you're a fan of the Boi ❤️ I don't mean to sound intrusive but I want to ask do you or do you not ship him with anyone? Certain ships make me uncomfortable and I bet you saw this in my info. I don't always ask this if every blog. I have just seen some questionable blogs in the past.

yoo hello! dont worry about being intrusive, i love seeing people in my ask box!!

personally, i firmly see sonic as aroace. that goes for fleetway too!! and yeah, i saw it in ur info, and it made me super happy because i love seeing platonic/familial relationships with sonic!! HE IS JUST SO SILLY GRAAHHH I LOVE HIM /P

hope this reassures u!!

BUMBLEBEE YOUR BELOVED

ROBUSSY ENJOYER/lh

u know what? FINE!!!!!!!

IM A ROBUSSY ENJOYER THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY

BRO EXPLAIN THIS

explain what i dont see nuthing

hehehe mega milker 2000

you when you see Splinter from tmnt2012: