Dreamfujolife - Erm..

The Reticent Vampire of the 9th Arrondissement!

whenever i get a little too ~ deep ~ into iwtv fan drama, i remind myself that none of this matters because the show is brilliant and that fandom is, above all, supposed to be fun

I genuinely cannot believe anyone still uses Twitter. Guys… just stop looking. Nothing they say about IWTV matters.

- Devil’s Minion is coming (and has already happened perchance???)

- LBF is still employed so we’re getting more young Daniel regardless.

- It’s still the Loustat show. They’re endgame. So are DM. Both are happening. That is an irrefutable fact. Long live the diabolicule.

- The entire cast and people who aren’t chronically online adore Eric. Also he’s seventy years old, incredibly self-assured and also employed so he doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone is saying about him in general, but especially not jobless people on Twitter. He has had seven decades of learning to not give a fuck. It’s fine.

- Lots of Lestat coming in the near future. Doesn’t matter how many people who don’t get the show complain about him.

- Lots more Armand too. People can misunderstand him all they want. It does not matter.

- Lesmand is going to happen. Fight it if you want, but they are messy and they are coming.

- More Louis and Daniel too! Ships aside, they aren’t going to virtually vanish like they did in the books.

- No one in that cast is looking at Twitter if they know what’s good for them. It’s a hellscape and they’ve mentioned that they know that so you shouldn’t look either.

Literally the only actual issue that I can recall rn is how weird AMC are being about Assad, and their iffy marketing and Emmys strategy. There are some real problems. Mostly everything else is unimportant. Don’t let it get to you. They enjoy being miserable over there. If it wasn’t this show, they’d just be complaining about different one.

And delete that stupid fucking app. It’s evil (and owned by someone infinitely eviler.) You will feel better once you do. Speaking from experience. Get out of there.

OMGG

#actively foaming at the mouth

Save me Rockstat, Rockstat save me

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crazy face to make at one half of the couple you’re impromptu divorce lawyering for after you’ve just exposed seventy years worth of his lies including but not limited to aiding abetting and directing the death of two beautiful lesbians one of which was sort of his stepdaughter also btw this couple is comprised of nuclear warheads in the shape of beautiful men and you sort of had a thing with both of them that one time in the seventies when you thought you were going to get high and your dick sucked but instead got saw-trapped by a renegade botticelli angel with all mental illnesses in the dsm-5 and a couple others we haven’t categorized yet. daniel molloy you will live forever

"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

Is this anything?

modern day lestat would definitely fuck up a dyson air wrap

“i almost ate my nephew, lestat”

lestat:

Big Eyes and Blood Thirst

blood free edition