WHICH ONE?!

GO KAZ! I'LL HELP!!!

Rightfully so

I want to dress like Chilchuck it's not even funny

The vest ? The boots ? The high collar ? Chilchuck Tims, the fashion icon that you are.

An overgrown light pole in Poland

But I could fix him tho

😏😭

(I can't. He's too far gone)

Me 20 years later when I remember that one time my sister stole my food when we were 9.

Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)

cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever

Simon Snow anyone?

better yet if I'm just simon irl so i don't even have to kill simon, i jst gotta find baz

Im gonna kill simon and become him so baz will love me