Better Yet If I'm Just Simon Irl So I Don't Even Have To Kill Simon, I Jst Gotta Find Baz

Or even before u post it and have someone read it and ur like: If they don't like it, Imma kms

Me, before posting a chapter on AO3: Wow. This is really good. The syntax, the inner turmoil, the grammar. Impeccable. 10/10

Me as soon as the chapter is live: yeah, no. I deserve to be shot.

*Gasps loudly* She wouldn't!

baby katydid? babydid?

I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH KERMIT HOLY SHIT!

Can we get a big round of applause to one of the most iconic characters of all time? He’s been through so many muppet antics and I think it’s time for some appreciation

You’re doing great, Kermit. Jim would be so proud :)

The crows throughout Shadow&Bone

i want to smoke crack with her

Silly, goofy goober

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

Fighting suicidal depression and burnout one gay shitpost at a time