Both Were Filled At The Same Time With The Same Water, Only One Had Oysters.

Ok so I see a lot of fem klance art with them having longer hair and no.

Listen, I love everyone's headcannons. I love seeing different opinions.

But every single time someone makes a fem au with longer hair it kills me inside.

Fem lance would still have the short hair I think. She'd look like a model, like someone who shaved her head for fashion. That along with her slim frame and long legs get her a lot of attention.

Fem keith would still have the mullet. Its such a queer, masc lesbian thing to do I think she'd rock it. That plus her obvious muscles- she's the masc dream.

Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.

Cookbooks

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Odysseus: I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Eurylocus: bro

Odysseus: *sacrifices Eurylocus*

Eurylocus: bro wtf

Odysseus: you're my world bro

Eurylocus: b r o

Polyamory because I get to take the piss out of my partner secondary school style when they have a crush

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺