Odysseus: I would trade the world to see my son and wife
Eurylocus: bro
Odysseus: *sacrifices Eurylocus*
Eurylocus: bro wtf
Odysseus: you're my world bro
Eurylocus: b r o
Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1
Young!Aelwyn: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Young!Adaine, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
SCYLLA
Hate to be the one to say it but the only real way to watch Merlin (2008) is to ship Basically Everybody
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HAZEL + sarcasm (she's autistic your honor!)
the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
Vega, The Star at the Center of Everything
The wildest thing about Ben 10 is that it took until 2005 for someone to have the idea "what if a kid could turn into a bunch of aliens" like this isn't obviously the coolest and most marketable premise for anything ever. Each design is a new toy. A new powerset. Come on.
But to prove that it wasn't a fluke, they continued to have the best ideas for every aspect of it. How does he transform? A cool watch you can also sell as a toy. That watch's name? Omnitrix. Say it. It's so satisfying. How many aliens? Ten. Nice round number. The kid's name? Ben. The show's name? Ben Ten. His full name is Benjamin Tennyson, a normal, plausible name, but he also turns into 10 aliens.
Bigger brands dream about this synergy. Better writers would kill for this coherence. So holistic. So intuitive. The identity alone!!! The retro alien sound motif? Chilling. The green? Any other color would be wrong. The kirby krackle pattern? It seems so obvious in retrospect. The roadtrip format? Genius. Lesser writers would've done the spider-man high school thing. His arch nemesis being Cthulhu darth vader? Inspired, iconic, intimidating!
The execution has its highs and lows, but the idea??? Game changing. So self-evident that it seems inevitable. If Ben 10 didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
aabria + shipping her pcs