Kudos To One Of My Friends For Bullying Me Into Downloading Tumblr On My Phone. More Chronic Online-ness!!

My gf was just talking about this. Crazy

Charles has cancer, so I ran to Trisha Paytas' Instagram and, yes, she IS pregnant again!!

The effect that the Bible in Chinese in right ear and Mozart at 2x speed in the left ear would give you

what effect is this supposed to have on me

torn between the competing desires to be polyamorous and not-at-all-amorous

so there is a painted version of this photo that has a beautiful but obscure title to it y'all please help me find it its probably one of my favorite paintings ever

Me in the next big run

Bro I will start yelling. Makes me so angry.

I n g o t

(ingot)

Ok, that's it. Which one of you goofy ahh goobers put a grizzly in the candy machine??

The best ship dynamic is:

Loves lighting and thunder x scared of it

tfw you somehow code a cellular infant copy of yourself into reality (more to come!)