The Effect That The Bible In Chinese In Right Ear And Mozart At 2x Speed In The Left Ear Would Give You

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I'M NOT TAKING ANOTHER PAYCUT!!!

Basically the WHOLE splatoon fandom:

I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old.

Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes, expression settling into a thousand yard stare. Just as I was wondering if something was wrong, he looked at me with his haunted eyes and asked, in a tone of resignation: “When are the tigers coming?”

I had to quickly reassure him that the year of the tiger was like…an animal assigned to the year, and not another plague or natural disaster! Between the Covid, lockdowns, and huge flood of cicadas last year this child probably decided that this was in line with how the world worked and was mentally getting his affairs in order.

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Every two weeks, I'm about to start writing lethal fics

writers and artists getting hit with a new creative hyper-fixation that's about to take over their life

Pearlina is only slowburn because Pearl can’t get the hint

I love the sky and I count it as a bad night if I can't see them due to light pollution. If life worked out I'd live in the middle of nowhere and see a 4 every night.

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

Happy new years, have an anime girl proportions Steve Minecraft

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