Just Tried Instant Coffee

I hate it so fucking much when I wanna fucking comment on a god damn post, but this fucking site decides to fucking refresh instead

There are two (2) correct ways of using the ^^ emote

Exhibit A: I love y'all and I'm genuinely so content where with this^^

Exhibit B: I will gut you^^

The line between kink and horror is measured only in cowardice

Waking up in the middle of the night for longer than a minute never ends well for me.

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

Every once in a while I think about the doors House MD has opened for us.

I don't know if this has been said or not but House MD is a pretty mind-blowing redesign of Sherlock Holmes as it is, and the reverse au isn't even complete.

Heres what I mean.

We've got Sherlock Holmes as a doctor. He's got his usual traits and then some. And then we've got a Watson who's amazing and I love him but he isn't really a Watson.

Because if we've got a doctor SH then we ought to get a retired police officer, now private eye JW. And since House got the addiction and the limp, this Watson should get something new too. I'm thinkin about looking more into his adrenalin addiction, because let's face it, there is stuff we could look into.

Or we could take some from Wilson and give him three ex wives and a baby that nobody asked for and none of those wives want to take care of the baby so now we've got a single father ex wife hoarder.

All in all I just think they could work. Whenever House/Sherlock is stuck on a case he goes to Wilson/Watson for input, and he will say things like 'Well this lock has definitely been tempered with so I think you should look into rare poisions' and then House/Sherlock yelps up with 'you are a genius, its bird flu from that parrot!' and rush away while Watson/Wilson just stands there like what??

Ok I hope this rambling was at least somewhat comprehensable bcuz I'm honestly not sure. But I had to get this off my chest because it was rotting my brain.

Plot twist option A

There is a secret B day party they prepared for him in the kitchen and they picked Dick to lure B in,, And look, Dick saw an opportunity and took it,, He just loves to be the cause for Bruce's receding hairline okay?

Plot twist option B

There is a disaster going down in the library so big, that all the things listed would be minor inconvenience compared to it. It's like an absolute full scale Catastrophy and Dick needs at least 10 more minutes to get a hold on the situation and tone it down to a presentable state.

Bruce: Alright, I left the room for six minutes- can someone fill me in?

Dick: Well, so... Tim almost died like three times, we can't find Cass, Jason caused a fire... Also, I'm supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen because of reasons I can't say.

This!! I could never put my finger on it but as ftm myself I feel much the same.

This also extends to my ASD. I'm so used to feeling uncomfortable or bordering overwhelmed I tend to forget I'm allowed to do against it, instead of the symptomatic treatment I grew up with.

Had a realization that part of why I tend to put off fixing things that bother me appearance-wise (such as my hair, I need to get it cut have the dye job freshened up, and needed to have done so a month ago at least) is probably tied to my dysphoria.

In the sense that; I look in the mirror and see something about my appearance that I cannot change, or cannot easily change at this time, ALL the time. Being so used to that state of forced ambivalence towards my appearance has rubbed off on the things I can change and control, like my hair and my clothing.