Not So Friendly Reminder That Radovid Genuinely Did Want To Run Away With Jaskier But Then He Got Crowned

Geralt: I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in

Jaskier: Hey, Geralt, do you need help with anything?

Geralt: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early

I did it with Jaskier, it's only fair I make a Geralt one

Which Geralt are you today?

Is it really an Amazing Devil album without the instrumental jumpscare???

Anyone here watch Nerdy Prudes Must Die? Anyone at all?

Does anyone else think that Jaskier has absolute chihuahua energy? Like imagine:

Jaskier and Geralt find an inn, and inside Geralt is being harrassed by these men, and Geralts ignoring them, but Jaskier is just going OFF at these guys like

"How dare you speak to us you foul looking beast, he's done more for this town than you've ever" and he just goes on and on with all these mean insults and it gets to the point where Geralt has to escort him to his room so he doesn't get himself killed, I live for the fact that he will absolutely start fights he cannot finish, so Geralt teaches him how to fight, and explicitly tells Jaskier that he is only to use the knowledge Geralt gave him to get out of sticky situations, however now they just have a mean, and kind of terrifying bard that's willing to smash your face into a wall, and eventually everyone hears that the White Wolf has a body guard now, and everyone stops messing with them.

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i just invented a cathedral rose window granny square pattern and i feel insane now

I will inevitably read this again so im saving it <3

I was asking my fantastic friend @sleepingreader what I should do this friday eve, and was told "I would love to see jaskier but he's a horrible swan". So here it is. I share it because frankly, I find myself hilarious. I'm not sorry. And thank you Ella-la, this made me laugh.

"…. What is going on?" Geralt asks, watching the mayhem happening on the village square.

Hissing and shrieking and mocking laughter made the soundtrack to a big, angry swan chasing a man around what seems to be his own stall of jewery.

"You know how Jaskier is a magpie?" Ciri says with an amused smile, leaning against the doorway to the inn with her hood up, braid carefully tucked out of sight. "Turns out the ring he tried out was cursed, and he is letting the owner know his thoughts about it."

Geralt moves to stand behind her, letting Ciri lean back against him as they watch the scene unfold.

The Jaskier-Swan is hissing in ways he usually credits things with contracts at them, nipping after the fat man, only to get a beak full of cheak silk trousers.

His pale ass is bared to the village square and more people are stopping to watch the spectacle, some not even bothering to hide their mirth behind their hands.

"He had it coming," someone says a bit further away.

"When would be a good time to intervene?" Geralt asks Ciri, enjoying the sound of her giggles and the shrieks of the vendor.

However, he isn't enjoying watching more and more of that pale ass, as his trousers slip lower and lower while trying to get away from the big, feathered beasts.

Ciri pretends to consider it, the panicking crook stumbling over his own feet, trouser slipping dangerously low, and Geralt makes the decision.

"Menace," he tells her, ruffling the top of her head over the hood.

"Hey!" She complains, but lets Geralt step past her and into the square.

The moment the swan notices him, he comes charging, hissing and honking with his wings spread, ranting in a bird way that is very much Jaskier's way of telling Geralt exactly what he needs to do to that man. Throwing a hissyfit has never been more fitting, Geralt thinks to himself with a smirk.

The vendor takes his chance and tries to slink off, but Jaskier whirls on him and with his neck low charges at him again.

Geralt wonders what Jaskier will think when he admits he has no idea to turn him back…

Listening to Fair as a single pringle on Valentines day was not my wisest choice, alas i have no regrets

No bc that's such a gorgeously chaotic idea🤣

I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmao

I think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except for an increasingly confused Jaskier