Y’all Remember:

the hidden secret about alexis

alexis is actually a demigod daughter of apollo.

proof:

gay

dentist

greek

also rusty confirmed shes not a demigod of zeus

so she must be apollo daughter

follow fo r more less binded cont tent

so true gendie

POV: You are sent down into Tumblr hell for your TERFism crimes and have to confront the 6 horsemen of genderism.

In order of everybody in this photo, we have:

@fluffytimearts

@angelmelon

@theboogierat

@l0veraven

@micah-write

And me!

If you're looking for some good ass Leasebound critiques, redesigns and artwork, all of these blogs are just what you need! Go show em' some love 🩵

its so hard working @ the unhinged ask mines.. everyday i lift up my little broken fingers (they are broken from the transbian butch faes that break into my home everyday) as i shiver from the new strand of rabies (just invented it)

max verstappen

My pfp is vasily on tumblr, and a wolf on disc.

He can take a wolf, right?

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

So I’ve seen some posts going around saying things like “boycotting doesn’t work, don’t bother boycotting Eurovision because they’ve already been paid. The only thing you can do to help is donate to organisations.” People are only saying this to absolve themselves of guilt. Don’t let them make you think that boycotting doesn’t work. It does.

Boycotting means that Eurovision will have a much harder time finding advertisements who want to partner with them, which means less funding overall. Boycotting means that they receive less money from televoting, ticket sales and merchandise. Boycotting means that their view count drops significantly and puts pressure on them to change their current practices. Boycotting means you won’t let Eurovision distract you while bombs are falling on Palestine. And most importantly: boycotting means sending a clear message that you will not stand for their support of Israel.

Eurovision is not staying apolitical. They have taken a political stance by letting Israel compete, just like they took a political stance when they banned Russia from competing. They are perfectly capable of banning countries for committing war crimes, so allowing Israel to compete shows that they are accepting and excusing Israel’s genocide. They are also sponsored by an Israeli company (MoroccanOil) so if you’re wondering how Eurovision could POSSIBLY side with Israel, there’s your answer: money.

Don’t give them any of yours. Don’t give them your viewership. Boycotting works, and if you’re feeling guilty for watching Eurovision, good. Feel bad. People are being killed, tortured, families torn apart and houses being bombed as we speak, so forgive me if I’m not sympathetic over you not being able to watch your fucking song contest. Not everything is about you. You’re going to have to feel uncomfortable sometimes when there’s a fucking genocide going on.

Lastly, not everyone is able to donate. Boycotting is a great way of helping if you’re not able to help financially. The Palestinian BDS National Committee and pro-Palestine organisations are encouraging people to boycott Eurovision, so even Palestinians themselves and Palestinian organisations are telling you that boycotting will help.

Eurovision is not worth it. You can find something else to do. Stream Hind’s Hall by Macklemore since all proceeds go to UNRWA. You can also help for free by starting your daily clicks on Arab.org.

And if you are able to donate, then great! Do that too:

And dear god, if you’re really not able to go without Eurovision then find a fucking way to pirate it. I am also begging people not to hate-watch Israeli’s entry because all that does is stop the boycott and make the viewerships spike again. The best thing you can do is fucking ignore them.

lady no offense but you've been nothing but combatant ever since you've been here. Also- we all saw your first post. Why the fuck did you delete that one?

There are girls calling me ragebaiters already for just asking for proof that they're qualified to hate with as much vitriol as they do. XOXO.

Coda's right; Josie isn't a boy mom.

Josie simply does younger sibling syndrome and tends to baby Jacob. I won't be surprised if you factor in her trauma too, and see her as sort of "giving a better life" to her late husband, who Jacob is named after.

In fact: Jacob's kind of messed up AS WELL as Jaden.

Even if Jacob wasn't parentified and made to basically raise himself (Jaden did that for him), Jacob was born right after his father died and even named after him. He's then said to look like his dad.

That's...kinda scary. I'd be scared if I were me. It's like some ghost I don't even know is following me, and everyone can see it, but they won't save me from it if it tries to engulf me.

Honestly, considering Leasebound is supposedly meant to be about strong and "well-written" female characters, and does so with the motherly characters within the story, I feel like a missed opportunity would be touching upon THOSE kinds of "boy moms".

I'm not talking about favoritism, like Josie with Jaden and Jacob, I mean...

Those moms on tiktok who post videos talking about how their sons are their entire world, and if their sons weren't their sons they'd be DATING them, meanwhile they avoid talking about their daughters like the plague, act like having a daughter is some sort of curse or punishment, the ones who view their daughters as "competition" because they envy their daughters youth or see their daughters as trying to "steal" the attention from their husbands, and make it obvious that they'd happily throw their daughters under a bus for their son. THOSE kinds of boy moms.

But knowing Rusty and how she handles a lot of heavy topics in her work, she'd probably write something like this in all the wrong ways. Especially considering this would force her to have to actually write a female character who's actually flawed if not downright a horrible person, and the closest she can seem to get to writing an "evil" female character is a woman with dyed hair and pronouns and a homophobic Christian mom.

Link tto some of the leasebound dissertions you mentioned? Or even just where they can be found? I appreciate it!

First of all: very sorry about the late reply!

Second: the majority of people on the leasebound tag on tumblr have come up with amazing stuff regarding leasebound!

One such account is @micah-write , who makes great criticisms of the webcomic in depth, and who I was largely referencing with that line! Their criticism of Rusty's skin lightening over time was spot on, and I laughed so hard at the "Patricia" line.

Another is @fluffytimearts with their incredible art! They've done amazing redraws and redesigns!

@l0veraven has a ton of cool dissertations and criticisms, such as their criticism about Riley linked here: https://www.tumblr.com/l0veraven/763359106662809600/we-dont-talk-about-riley?source=share

They're also working on a fic to rewrite LB in its entirety! It's available on AO3.

@angelmelon is pretty famous in the Leasebound community, and is working on a sort of redraw of the entire comic! They're wonderful, and their ideas are interesting to hear out.

@codabound has so many good ideas that I wish I posted first, and they're all very well phrased and well rounded. They've also got great art on their account!

And finally, @chrysalis-the-butterfly has this amazing Blaire text that inspired me to write my initial Blaire post:

https://www.tumblr.com/chrysalis-the-butterfly/748965078657908736/blaire-hopburn-my-favourite-character-from-my?source=share

That's all for now! Check these blogs out!

I think about she daily

Bonus:

what if theres no Pregnant in the Afterlife bc it's all the tubes tied

what if theres no Gaming in the Afterlife bc its all in le tubes