Buck: Look. I May Not Be A Saint, But It's Not Like I’ve Killed Anybody. I’m Not An Arsonist. I’ve

Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Lucius: How so?

Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Ok so I will absolutely be giving them more children! Thank you @shadowpup2205 and a special thanks to @repegminibbun !

I'm still wondering if I should have merula and/or Y/n as Sirius and sev's bio baby, to give a better idea of my thought process

Merula is a Slytherin all of black was Slytherin (ofc excluding Sirius) severus is a Slytherin, Sirius I imagine gave low blow insults (like merula) she's smart (like sev) has a dry sense of humor (like sev) she Outstanding at potions (again sev) she likes flying (like Sirius) merula has (well claims to have) gone to every quidditch world Cup since she was born, which obviously she loves quidditch (like Sirius and him taking her every year could be '1 on 1' time or 'daddy daughter' time) of course the way she was raised she has a "distaste" for muggle-borns and half-bloods but here she will most likely never say something like that or call anyone a mud-blood (for the obvious reason that her mother is a half-blood and her aunt is a muggle-born so she'll be taught to accept all witches and wizards) she will still be snooty (bc she 𝘪𝘴 Sirius Black's daughter (and probably bc her mother works at Hogwarts)) merula likes singing and wanted to be apart of the frog choir because her mom was in it and always sang to her (that is canon in case someone didn't know but it ties perfectly with sev) (that about as far as I got into Hogwarts mystery so I'm not gonna read anymore of her wiki so I don't spoil anything for me lol)

And y/n child it's more because when I'm reading a story about one of my favorite ships and they have an oc child I like pretending I'm that child because they're always such good parents and I have family issues, anyway that's why I was thinking of you the reader (aka you guys) as one of the children

I was thinking about making a side story where it's of them raising the children sorta full house style type of story. So who do you all think? Merula or you or maybe both?

Narcissa: Hey Severus, do you have any hobbies?

Severus: Swimming..

Narcissa: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Severus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Looky at what I made! ❤❤

Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?

Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.

Narcissa: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Bellatrix: Severus doesn’t look very happy.

Regulus: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.

YOU WTF THEY TALKIN ABOUT, DO WHAT!? WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

WHYS IT GOTTA BE A CLIFFHANGER!?!?

Regulus: What did Severus do this time?

Bellatrix: More like WHO did Severus do this time?

when are you posting chapter two?

soon I promise! it will be really short though so I am sorry in advance also my Tumblr on my phone isn't working properly anymore so I will really only be able to post when I have the laptop (like I do now) and as I stated before we only have this one and my mother Is doing her schooling on it along with my sister using it to plan her birthday party so things have just been a little hectic