Regulus: Truth Or Dare?

Sirius: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Severus: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to brew.

Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Narcissa: Hey Severus, do you have any hobbies?

Severus: Swimming..

Narcissa: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Severus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Chapter 2 of Severus Snape, harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's is almost done I'm just having a bit of writers block right now. Lmao it took me a week and some to make the first chapter

Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.

Severus: What, the fire?

Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?

Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

*******************Reversed Roles*****************

Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.

Lily: What, the fire?

Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?

Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Severus: What the hell were you thinking?

Regulus: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Severus: You released OSTRICHES!

Lucius, about a fight between Bellatrix and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Lily: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Lucius: That’s what scares me.

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Narcissa, about a fight between Lily and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Regulus: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Narcissa: That’s what scares me.

Severus: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.

Severus: And if you don't well then fuck you.

Severus: I'm looking at you, Bellatrix, you jealous mop.

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So I made a Severus Snape playlist, I had some dreams of Hogwarts marauders era and I had music playing,I can't sleep without noise, and in my dream young Severus Snape was singing and dancing with the other Slytherins, they were sorta like a band the they being (Severus, Lucius, Regulus, narcissa and Bellatrix), so it was like a flirty, angry sad and in love Severus Snape and he was just singing his thoughts and emotions the things he felt and a lot of the lyrics were altered to best fit him. And now I can't get it out of my head so I made a playlist with my dream in mind, I quit like it. You can imagine him singing about anyone, to anyone, any ships or friendships you want, ect.

✨let me know what you all think✨

Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?

Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.