You Just Being Here Is Enough

You just being here is enough

you're my present this year

For the last time, I am not giving you my penis

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defemstrish
3 weeks ago

Bees. Bees? Bees!

Wild Magic that is determined my a random word generator and the DM has to interpret like a seer

­You can prophecy the future too, if you like

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defemstrish
3 weeks ago

He is then devoured whole

Panel 1: A customer sits at a table looking at a menu as Shen, in a waiter outfit, is there to write his order. Guy says "I'll have the chef's special." Shen says "right away, sir."
Panel 2: The customer is patiently waiting at the table for his food.
Panel 3: Shen himself is brought out on a catering plate by the chef, who is a woman. He's not cooked or anything, he's just sitting on it.
Panel 4: Shen is blushing, says "she said I'M her special."
Panel 5: The customer looks on, happy for them, as Shen and the chef passionately make out in front of the table for presumably 20+ minutes.
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defemstrish
4 months ago

Hat how many ultimate life forms there are in media

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dragon ball sonic the hedgehog
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defemstrish
1 month ago

Baldurs gate tommorow

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defemstrish
1 month ago

Evil evil evil

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defemstrish
9 months ago

I screamed into the void and it didn't answer, what now?

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3 months ago
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defemstrish
2 months ago

A squeaky, red, luscious, clown nose

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

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defemstrish
2 months ago
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defemstrish
5 months ago

Whenever I read a comma in text I actually speed up, fuck you and your ideas of pacing and emphasis

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