You Are Immune To Propaganda

I mean I'm aiming to be a horrific form of shapeless mass but I'd take being a hot girl

G L, W I H I T!?

A B?

U... A B!? A t t o y, a t t o d, i t p o t c, l e w y k!?

Y.

Personally if I was Sun Tzu I'd have put a bunch of bulshit in my book, after all, war is based on telling the truth

Throw cheese at a cat. It will satisfy a deep desire for splab

Wow I also saw a bug today, and a seagull

it's getting warmer and I just saw a bug. I'm so excited you guys. I'm so excited. I love bugs. they came back. they're back dude, I'm so excited

COUNTER CHOMP

it’s all dreams but where’s the barbecue at

It is not a bit, it is not a funny, it is not a meme. It is a joke, and it you find them funny you are supposed to laugh not slightly exhale

Person to corpse

Power Word: Two

Turns anything into the sequel of that thing