I Mean I'm Aiming To Be A Horrific Form Of Shapeless Mass But I'd Take Being A Hot Girl

I mean I'm aiming to be a horrific form of shapeless mass but I'd take being a hot girl

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1 month ago
Gay Sketch Comm !

gay sketch comm !

2 weeks ago
A 3-panel comic made by mashing PNG's together in the style of Instagram user absolutenutcase162.
Panel 1: A group of evil ice wizards from various media, with a realistic picture of Ice King from Adventure Time at the front. The background is a frozen cave with a big ornate door made of ice in the middle. Ice King says, "Okay, okay, final offer. If you give up your soul and learn the forbidden ice magics, you get unlimited power, eternal life, an army at your command, AND we'll throw in THIS."
Panel 2: A close-up of the big door from the first panel, now open. Squidward from SpongeBob is in the foreground looking shocked, and says in an all-caps impact font caption, "A luxurious modern studio space with included amenities at an affordable rate?" Behind the giant ice door, somehow, is an apartment like the one described. It was pulled straight from Google Images and looks completely out of place with the surrounding ice cave.
Panel 3: A city buried in snow. Squidward is now wearing a robe and surrounded by an army of evil snowmen. They're all the same PNG. Spongebob, frozen and half-buried in the snow behind him, says "Squidward, please. This isn't your heart." Squidward yells back "Yes the fuck it is."

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

2 weeks ago

How does a gif lag my phone it ain't being rendered in real time what

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7 months ago

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

8 months ago

You come into my evil lair, kill my henchmen and interrupt my giant evil organ playing session???


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2 months ago

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

2 months ago

Imagine a tall dominant clown woman, call her a big top


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2 months ago

And do you know what is ruining this for us? AI I use Google for its one useful function searching "cute cat" and what do I get, a flood of ugly ai generated cats. Awful disgusting eww

And Do You Know What Is Ruining This For Us? AI I Use Google For Its One Useful Function Searching "cute

All I care about is funny animal videos

2 weeks ago
Lets Overthrow Mama

lets overthrow mama

4 months ago

I don't know who he is either

I'm sorry british people. we do not know who robbie williams is, and the one song u keep showing us to prove to us how cool he is, is really, really lame.

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