Why Do The Duolingo Staff Spend All Their Time Making Games And Shit Instead Of Inventing New Languages

I just won the game

Twitter actually sucks what

tumblr is also like this

Yippppeeeee

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

*Checks my notifications*

-Duolingo

-Battery damage alert

-Duolingo

-Duolingo

-Image that's supposedly been downloading for the past 2 days

-Your phone just got more helpful

-1:37 timer paused

Found your child, $14 and I'll consider letting him go

The fuck did I do to you guys

It's better

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

My empire is prosperous and my ass is fat

I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak

creature

GYAA *beats the shit out of you in time with the music*

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat