My Empire Is Prosperous And My Ass Is Fat

Whenever I read a comma in text I actually speed up, fuck you and your ideas of pacing and emphasis

While you were all doing poetry I was mastering the hope

hope is a skill

I think tech support should be allowed to act like that

I want to download an app but I only want to because I saw an advert for it so I can't because I don't want capitalism to think it can play those mind games on me

So messed up that I cant live my life as the village alchemist, all these bad guys just keep kidnapping me to get the herhoes attention

Idk id say they're at least a little splorpable

so Talented…

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Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak

creature

It's their birthday, rude

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

Hot blooded

wizard that casts heat metal on the iron in your haemoglobin

I kind of want to know what happens there.

I bet it's good.