They're There For Moral Support

You wish to join the hoard don't you?

Firearms? Yeah they are pretty cool

I just won the game

Adding 1,000,000 bees to a sentence can drastically change its meaning observe:

He sat down on a bench.

Which becomes

He sat down on a bench and was engulfed by a swarm of 1,000,000 bees.

They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

Well I don't know can you swim in lava?

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

I want to download an app but I only want to because I saw an advert for it so I can't because I don't want capitalism to think it can play those mind games on me

Pikmin 3 bingo battle

it’s all dreams but where’s the barbecue at

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad