Well I Don't Know Can You Swim In Lava?

Twitter actually sucks what

tumblr is also like this

Mhmm the sentient dog, that is to say my dog with the intelligence level of a dog

happy friday :3

FOXGIRL BLAST!!!!!!!

I am the propane wizard, I study the alkane

Scrolling down and only seeing the second sticky note before scrolling back up was perfect

Ever heard of a chryomancer

I wish the wizard class was cooler.

I don't own a car how have I been in a car crash?

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

Bad world building idea: a zombie apocalypse setting but the hysteria and fear was not caused by real zombies but instead a really convincing April fools joke that spiraled out of control, everything you'd see in a regular zombie apocalypse is here like bandits, huge fortifications and scientists desperately looking for a cure, well everything except the actual zombies

I love brutalisation

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

Pocket full of sunshine, no gravel